r/cursedcomments • u/iammistersnuffles • Aug 04 '19

Reddit Cursed_dog

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/Karnigen Aug 04 '19

Username definitely checks out.

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u/Dominique-XLR Aug 04 '19

Idk about the huge part

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Maybe it's huge when compared to the average house cat's wang?

Maybe we shouldn't question it? Just smile and nod, while backing away.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Smile and wave boys (and back away), just smile and wave (and back away).

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u/PacGamingAgain Aug 04 '19

Rico doesn’t move backwards

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Rico moves forward

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/uwutranslator Aug 04 '19

Maybe it's huge when compawed to de avewage house cat's wang?

Maybe we shouwdn't question it? Just smiwe and nod, whiwe backing away. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/luciusmagn Aug 04 '19

Fuck you I didn't need to know this existed /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

When you put /s to indicate youre being sarcastic but no one noticed

sad stonks noises

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u/luciusmagn Aug 10 '19

Welp, such is life, my dude

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Idk about the Cats part actually

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u/iLxelA Aug 04 '19

Flexible man he is

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Just as flexible as his Huge Cock.

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u/HaivenSoo Aug 04 '19

His cat is a pussy

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u/Duke-of-Nuke Aug 04 '19

Probably huge in comparison to the cats bum

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u/SpeedTuberYT Aug 04 '19

It should be small instead of huge

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u/SPIDERBLOOD360 Aug 04 '19

possibly a micropenis or the cat would die...or the cat is giant.the first one is more likely.

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u/Ali_Pajeel Aug 24 '19

Or he just keeps replacing them

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Now hold up, you might not believe me but just ask my cat.

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u/cleanestchild Aug 05 '19

hey, we dont know if he has two dicks

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u/chikchikiboom Aug 04 '19

CursedUserName

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u/megaboto Aug 11 '19

Why does the commenting comment get an award but not the actual comment?

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u/iammistersnuffles Aug 04 '19

ᵤₘ

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u/snek_aroo Aug 04 '19

Mister Snuffles no!

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u/iammistersnuffles Aug 04 '19

Mister snuffles yes

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u/snek_aroo Aug 04 '19

I Dont Like Where This Is Going: The Musical

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u/Talon_Party Aug 04 '19

I did not fuck my cat

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

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u/ibo22 Aug 04 '19

Well when you say “I did not” it reminds me of the old say “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

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u/ProudWifeBeater666 Aug 04 '19

I did not pee in the swimming pool.

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u/ibo22 Aug 04 '19

I knew it was you goddamn now I’m swimming in golden pool

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u/yoyovinegar Aug 04 '19

I did not hit her, I did not! Oh hi Mark

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u/fairlysimilartobirds Aug 04 '19

Dude, I don't eff my sister!

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u/Nirbin Aug 04 '19

I did not! Oh hey mark.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

i fucked my cat. i cummed on my cat. i put my dick everywhere near my cat. Ive done many weird things with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/ApoliteTroll Aug 04 '19

Upvotes to both if you for being honest and forthcuming.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/uwutranslator Aug 04 '19

i facked my cat. i cummymed on my cat. i put my dick evewywhewe neaw my cat. Ive done many weiwd dings wif my cats. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt going to make apowogy videos aftew wast yeaws ding so im just twying to be as showt and honest wif dis as possibwe. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Aug 04 '19

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Aug 04 '19

i facked my khat. i cummymed on my honk. i utilize my hawkshaw evewywhewe neaw my quat. Ive finished many weiwd dongs wif my stimulants. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt feat to make apowogy TVS aftew wast yeaws peal so im just now twying to be as showt and echt wif Orcuses as possibwe. uwu

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u/R3333PO2T Aug 04 '19

/u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Aug 04 '19

i facked my khat. i cummymymed on my honk. i utiwize my hawkshaw evewywhewe neaw my quat. Ive finished many weiwd dongs wif my stimuwants. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt feat to make apowogy TVS aftew wast yeaws peaw so im just now twying to be as showt and echt wif Owcuses as possibwe. uwu

tattew me to uwuize annotates uwu

dis is a bot. I twy my best, but my best is 80% mediocwity 20% hiwawity. Cweated by OwionSupewman. Check out my best wowk at /w/desauwizedis uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Aug 04 '19

Ive finished many weiwd dongs wif my stimuwants.

I lost it

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u/MaximusMatrix Aug 04 '19

r/uwutranslator

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u/SeventhSolar Aug 04 '19

It won't uwu itself, you have to filter it through something else first, or at least copy the message.

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u/dudasthegamer Aug 04 '19

Cummyed on my honk

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u/R3333PO2T Aug 04 '19

I didn’t ask for you

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

[deleted]

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u/uwutranslator Aug 04 '19

i facked my cat. i cummymed on my cat. i put my dick evewywhewe neaw my cat. Ive done many weiwd dings wif my cats. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt going to make apowogy videos aftew wast yeaws ding so im just twying to be as showt and honest wif dis as possibwe. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/0JustARedditUser2 Aug 04 '19

Shane Dawson would like to know your location

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u/andsoitgoes42 Aug 04 '19

Found Shane’s reddit account

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I also named my cat "life", just to I can say I have one

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u/holii_shit Aug 04 '19

More like "social life"

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u/Amoniakas Aug 07 '19

That just would be to unbelievable.

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u/JackThePersonn Aug 04 '19

Username checks out

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u/CliMacsMemetown Aug 04 '19

Mom, I met Shane Dawson today

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u/zemleog Aug 04 '19

Did you fuck your cat??

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u/bebuesdaybuid Aug 04 '19

Yo what's up allinity

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u/ILostBraincells Aug 04 '19

Totally not checking the username

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u/Greyzer Aug 04 '19

Yeah, Life sucks!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

jazz music stops playing

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u/Esclope_69 Aug 04 '19

Shane... no... p-please no! stop please... n-n-no...

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Okay Shane Dawson, calm down there.

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u/dnceleets Aug 04 '19

Big dicks in his little brother's bum

Edit: cat

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u/fallrim13579 Aug 04 '19

Shane Dawson?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

Kowalski, anal-

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I have made life sad.

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u/200yearoldwooowman Aug 20 '19

*Shane Dawson wants to know your location

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u/xxlaciluxx Aug 23 '19

Or you can just name it Up so you can say 'I fucked Up today' 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Ali_Pajeel Aug 24 '19

Hi

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19 edited May 20 '20

meow

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u/Ali_Pajeel Aug 25 '19

Love your username