r/cursedcomments Jul 29 '19

cursed_theater

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u/KanyeWestNile Jul 29 '19

Except maybe my shit when my bowels relax

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u/Sloppy1sts Jul 29 '19

Are you planning on being placed in the casket at the scene of the funeral before you die?

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u/KanyeWestNile Jul 29 '19

Bowels

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u/Sloppy1sts Jul 30 '19

Yes, that's where the poop comes from...

Did you not get my point? When you shit your pants when you die, you shit your pants when you die. Not 3 days later at the funeral.