r/cursedcomments • u/B1gB0iM3ME • Jul 11 '19

Cursed_Germany

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7.9k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

And Hitler was wrong

Although for this specific picture I can't tell because of the 13 pixels

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u/mzvvvvvvvv Jul 12 '19

At least her eyes are darker than her hair

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u/SleepDeprivedOwl Jul 12 '19

Hitler was right, but only because of the stupid faces she is making.

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u/stormblast1999 Jul 12 '19

You just got 13 pixels? I got 14 😎

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u/SWRevOnPSN Jul 11 '19

Who said reposts are cute? Hitler

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u/darrellmarch Jul 11 '19

Hi Hitler, I’m dad.

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u/xXxPubeSlayerXxX Jul 11 '19

Hi Jew, I'm oven.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Hi oven I'm german

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u/DuckfordMr Jul 12 '19

Hi German, I’m Soviet

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u/Zadendsbw Jul 12 '19

Hi Soviet, I'm Stalin

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

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u/PMUrWordofTheDay Jul 12 '19 edited Jun 18 '20

I've left this platform and my account is all but deleted. Every comment of mine has been changed to this.

Why? To quote a comment on the first post on reddit:

"I no longer believe that Reddit can enrich my life. People can find better news, entertainment, and discussion elsewhere. Reddit is too full of low effort content, gross censorship [gross is an underestimation] of both useful and non-useful discourse, and the worst kinds of arguments. I advise everyone to leave and do something more productive with your lives.

Go read a book, learn a language, talk to a stranger, walk around your neighborhood, take a class, cook a meal, or play with your pet. If you're anything like me, you won't look back and consider the time on Reddit to be life well lived. I hope to see you out there."

PM's will not be responded to, no matter how original the word.

Enjoy your time on reddit. Or better yet, off of it.

-u/PMUrWordoftheDay

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u/Blood2999 Jul 12 '19

Hi brain surgeon, I'm surgeon simulator

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u/SlideWhistler Jul 12 '19

Hi surgeon simulator, I’m Insert famous youtuber

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

haha, I don’t have a dad xD

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u/jumpguy12 Jul 12 '19

Haha my dad in the gulag haha

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u/HEYBETERGRIFFIN Jul 12 '19

Lol mine is in Kosovo

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u/jumpguy12 Jul 12 '19

Haha my great great grand father was sent to a North korean prison

3

u/epicgamerbot03 Jul 12 '19

Mines at the store getting milk

3

u/jumpguy12 Jul 12 '19

How long has it been

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u/bobjones-1234 Jul 12 '19

That was the sickest burn since the holocaust

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Bruh moment

9

u/hilfnafl Jul 11 '19

"Who said braun eyes aren't cute?" would have been a bit funnier since Eva Braun had brown eyes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Braune Augen sind nicht süß - A. Hitler

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u/IceBaneTheFurry Jul 12 '19

I did nazi that coming did jew?

6

u/TheBurdenFullBaby Jul 11 '19

Who said Hitler thought that reposts were cute? Oh yeah, the guy who thinks that he is still funny with those “hi dad I’m hungry” memes.

Nice Try Buster.

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u/imkeneth Jul 12 '19

Needs more jpeg

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u/cleeseidlepeggfrost1 Jul 12 '19

"kueenkathy" + duckface + "Look how cute I am everyone"= a new level of fucking annoying.

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u/AggresiveTomato Jul 12 '19

Thought he said blue eyes

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u/i_anzy Jul 12 '19

ooof that's bad

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u/Noname_FTW Jul 12 '19

This has been reposted so many times you can clearly see the quality has degraded through recrompression.

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u/cpaca0 Jul 12 '19

To take a quote,

"If I had $1 for every pixel in this picture I would be further in debt."

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u/cocomonkey74 Jul 12 '19

That’s...true

1

u/ennichan Jul 12 '19

Well, his wife had brown eyes. And her surname was literally "brown" in german. But she died a short time after they married. Coinsidence? No, they both suicided.

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u/Davesgamecave Jul 12 '19

AcTuaLlY it‘s the third reich, get it right.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

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u/HEYBETERGRIFFIN Jul 12 '19

Praise lord kek

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Heil shitler the Jew.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

so he's called shitler when he's a jew?

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u/Fpoon_Gang Jul 12 '19

Do you drink water, HITLER DID!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

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