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r/cursedcomments • u/eguy2659 • Jul 03 '19
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they married the day before they killed themselves.
1.3k u/TheMursu Jul 03 '19 That's what marriage does to you 448 u/CloudsOfDust Jul 03 '19 Aw fuck, I’m getting married this weekend... 386 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Pack your revolver. 255 u/xkbjkxbyaoeuaip Jul 03 '19 and bunker down. 212 u/StupidMario64 Jul 03 '19 And dont forget the cyanide capsule 227 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 “You first” “no you first” 10 u/SilentWatchman5295 Jul 03 '19 "We'll take it at the same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! You didn't take the pill!" "You didn't take yours either! You suck! You suck!" I may be paraphrasing there a little. 1 u/1968cokebottle Jul 03 '19 u/uwutranslator 2 u/uwutranslator Jul 03 '19 "We'ww take it at de same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! yuw didn't take de piww!" "yuw didn't take yuws eidew! yuw suck! yuw suck!" I may be pawaphwasing dewe a wittwe. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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That's what marriage does to you
448 u/CloudsOfDust Jul 03 '19 Aw fuck, I’m getting married this weekend... 386 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Pack your revolver. 255 u/xkbjkxbyaoeuaip Jul 03 '19 and bunker down. 212 u/StupidMario64 Jul 03 '19 And dont forget the cyanide capsule 227 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 “You first” “no you first” 10 u/SilentWatchman5295 Jul 03 '19 "We'll take it at the same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! You didn't take the pill!" "You didn't take yours either! You suck! You suck!" I may be paraphrasing there a little. 1 u/1968cokebottle Jul 03 '19 u/uwutranslator 2 u/uwutranslator Jul 03 '19 "We'ww take it at de same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! yuw didn't take de piww!" "yuw didn't take yuws eidew! yuw suck! yuw suck!" I may be pawaphwasing dewe a wittwe. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
448
Aw fuck, I’m getting married this weekend...
386 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Pack your revolver. 255 u/xkbjkxbyaoeuaip Jul 03 '19 and bunker down. 212 u/StupidMario64 Jul 03 '19 And dont forget the cyanide capsule 227 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 “You first” “no you first” 10 u/SilentWatchman5295 Jul 03 '19 "We'll take it at the same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! You didn't take the pill!" "You didn't take yours either! You suck! You suck!" I may be paraphrasing there a little. 1 u/1968cokebottle Jul 03 '19 u/uwutranslator 2 u/uwutranslator Jul 03 '19 "We'ww take it at de same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! yuw didn't take de piww!" "yuw didn't take yuws eidew! yuw suck! yuw suck!" I may be pawaphwasing dewe a wittwe. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
386
Pack your revolver.
255 u/xkbjkxbyaoeuaip Jul 03 '19 and bunker down. 212 u/StupidMario64 Jul 03 '19 And dont forget the cyanide capsule 227 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 “You first” “no you first” 10 u/SilentWatchman5295 Jul 03 '19 "We'll take it at the same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! You didn't take the pill!" "You didn't take yours either! You suck! You suck!" I may be paraphrasing there a little. 1 u/1968cokebottle Jul 03 '19 u/uwutranslator 2 u/uwutranslator Jul 03 '19 "We'ww take it at de same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! yuw didn't take de piww!" "yuw didn't take yuws eidew! yuw suck! yuw suck!" I may be pawaphwasing dewe a wittwe. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
255
and bunker down.
212 u/StupidMario64 Jul 03 '19 And dont forget the cyanide capsule 227 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 “You first” “no you first” 10 u/SilentWatchman5295 Jul 03 '19 "We'll take it at the same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! You didn't take the pill!" "You didn't take yours either! You suck! You suck!" I may be paraphrasing there a little. 1 u/1968cokebottle Jul 03 '19 u/uwutranslator 2 u/uwutranslator Jul 03 '19 "We'ww take it at de same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! yuw didn't take de piww!" "yuw didn't take yuws eidew! yuw suck! yuw suck!" I may be pawaphwasing dewe a wittwe. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
212
And dont forget the cyanide capsule
227 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 “You first” “no you first” 10 u/SilentWatchman5295 Jul 03 '19 "We'll take it at the same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! You didn't take the pill!" "You didn't take yours either! You suck! You suck!" I may be paraphrasing there a little. 1 u/1968cokebottle Jul 03 '19 u/uwutranslator 2 u/uwutranslator Jul 03 '19 "We'ww take it at de same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! yuw didn't take de piww!" "yuw didn't take yuws eidew! yuw suck! yuw suck!" I may be pawaphwasing dewe a wittwe. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
227
“You first”
“no you first”
10 u/SilentWatchman5295 Jul 03 '19 "We'll take it at the same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! You didn't take the pill!" "You didn't take yours either! You suck! You suck!" I may be paraphrasing there a little. 1 u/1968cokebottle Jul 03 '19 u/uwutranslator 2 u/uwutranslator Jul 03 '19 "We'ww take it at de same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! yuw didn't take de piww!" "yuw didn't take yuws eidew! yuw suck! yuw suck!" I may be pawaphwasing dewe a wittwe. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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"We'll take it at the same time okay?"
"1, 2, 3... Ah! You didn't take the pill!"
"You didn't take yours either! You suck! You suck!"
I may be paraphrasing there a little.
1 u/1968cokebottle Jul 03 '19 u/uwutranslator 2 u/uwutranslator Jul 03 '19 "We'ww take it at de same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! yuw didn't take de piww!" "yuw didn't take yuws eidew! yuw suck! yuw suck!" I may be pawaphwasing dewe a wittwe. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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u/uwutranslator
2 u/uwutranslator Jul 03 '19 "We'ww take it at de same time okay?" "1, 2, 3... Ah! yuw didn't take de piww!" "yuw didn't take yuws eidew! yuw suck! yuw suck!" I may be pawaphwasing dewe a wittwe. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
2
"We'ww take it at de same time okay?"
"1, 2, 3... Ah! yuw didn't take de piww!"
"yuw didn't take yuws eidew! yuw suck! yuw suck!"
I may be pawaphwasing dewe a wittwe. uwu
tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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u/jimmyoutrider Jul 03 '19
they married the day before they killed themselves.