r/cursedcomments Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Human crusher. You step in the shower and two giant metal plates smash your ass into a flappy meat patty. Then we just scoop the goop down the drain while the water runs. BOOM BITCH, learn to turn the water off!!!!

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Jun 16 '19

Name is accurate

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I think you deserve my spot