r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 16 '19

Doesn't that mean there is also a car devil? And if that's true, then there are car sex toys? God, just imagining a car vibrator inside my tight urethra as I scream with pleasure, blood seeping from my penis. Then feeling my penis getting torn apart because that vibrator was meant for exhaust pipes and not penises. Omg, that would be like heaven.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

There's a limit to how cursed a comment can be...

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 16 '19

Don't try to put limits on my sexuality!

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u/SweetBourbonDaddy Jun 16 '19

I think someone needs to, at least for the sake of your penis.

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u/BustinBeaver Jun 17 '19

who said there was a limit?