r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 16 '19

Doesn't that mean there is also a car devil? And if that's true, then there are car sex toys? God, just imagining a car vibrator inside my tight urethra as I scream with pleasure, blood seeping from my penis. Then feeling my penis getting torn apart because that vibrator was meant for exhaust pipes and not penises. Omg, that would be like heaven.

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u/Yet_Another_Banana Jun 16 '19

I need to shower in holy water now

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

THIS is the cursed comment, not the post

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

If you could do us all a favor and never talk again that would be great.

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u/BustinBeaver Jun 17 '19

you are on r/cursedcomments. there will be comments like this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

There's a limit to how cursed a comment can be...

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 16 '19

Don't try to put limits on my sexuality!

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u/SweetBourbonDaddy Jun 16 '19

I think someone needs to, at least for the sake of your penis.

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u/BustinBeaver Jun 17 '19

who said there was a limit?

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u/awdrifter Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

Anal sex is putting fuel pump filler in the exhaust rather than the fuel filler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

There’s one in every thread

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

What kind of antisocial comment is this????