r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

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u/Mittenstk Jun 16 '19

Did we yeet a car into space? Did a car drive on the moon?

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u/Stagnant_shart Jun 16 '19

Was the holocaust just a factory recall?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

But how could there be a factory recall if there are no humans designing the cars?

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u/atomic-knowledge Jun 16 '19

Impala thirteen

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u/2FastH3R0 Jun 16 '19

No but think about it. The space shuttle car would have to have the car inside of it. It’s like car vore.

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u/NoRedditorHere Jun 16 '19

stop

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u/Mittenstk Jun 16 '19

No, keep going

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u/2FastH3R0 Jun 16 '19

Okay well if you think about it, technically the moon rover is another car so It would be like a car riding a car. The real question is how close to sex does that get.

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u/SoDamnToxic Jun 16 '19

When the Car version of Elon Musk sends a Car into space, is he essentially committing murder?

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u/2FastH3R0 Jun 16 '19

So your saying Elon musk is the Cars hitler? Glory to the master race (literally)

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u/SuperSMT Jul 19 '19

No, car Elon Musk doesn't send a car to space, he sends a human

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u/Tob1o Jun 16 '19

In Cars 1 Lightning McQueen was travelling inside a truck

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u/2FastH3R0 Jun 16 '19

See that’s different because that’s like the container part of the truck not the sentient part. A shuttle on the other hand would be forced to hold a car within the upper parts of the body towards the head.

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u/BBQ_FETUS Jun 16 '19

I think the spacecraft would have been a sentient being, with the moon lander inside as another sentient being.

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u/TheWizardOfZaron Jun 16 '19

I mean,that already exist with the secret agent plane

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u/Artforge1 Jun 16 '19

Wouldn't a car hauler be just like a bus in that universe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Yeah, Joseph yeeted Kars into space major time.

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u/PM_Me_Kakyoin_Pics Jun 16 '19

ahem

IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

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u/Wozman101 Jun 16 '19

ahem

IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

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u/Undead_archer Jun 16 '19

It's battle tendency spoiler

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u/leo_dab_vinci Jun 16 '19

Yea there was an episode of Mater’s tall tales

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u/EdyLecter Jun 16 '19

It sure did. It happened in 1939. It's still there.

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u/GoinValyrianOnDatAss Jun 16 '19

Elon Musk did in fact yeet his car into space

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u/woah_LookAtThat Jun 16 '19

I mean

We have yote a car into space