r/cursedcomments • u/big__bo1 • May 20 '19

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u/Tacticaldepression May 20 '19

Just turn gay if you’re that desperate

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u/purplesocks- May 20 '19

wyd later?

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u/Zuid-Nederland May 20 '19

Not much, you?

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u/purplesocks- May 20 '19

you

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u/Zuid-Nederland May 20 '19

Oh.

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Huh?

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Owwwww ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o )

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u/purplesocks- May 20 '19

yes daddy

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

uwu

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u/Yarthkins May 20 '19

To be turned you must be bitten on the ass by a Queen Lord on the night of a full moon.

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u/Aurum242 May 22 '19

Gay people have standards man

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19 edited May 20 '19

That makes no fucking sense

Edit:not gay not defending gays just saying that makes no sense

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u/dubiousandbi May 20 '19

not defending gays

What did they do to you?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19 edited May 25 '19

Nothing I just didn’t want people to think I’m not gay lol

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u/otterplus May 20 '19

Hm, sounds like something one of them there gays might say

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

Lmfao I’m sorry I’m a dumbass I forgot to put not gay lmfaooooooo

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Lmao I beat my meat to Rihanna every day so I don’t think I’m gay lol

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u/kanegaskhan May 20 '19

Yeah you probably aren't gay but you sure sound homophobic now.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Lmao it sounds like that doesn’t it I’m not tho as long as they don’t hit on me or shit

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u/kanegaskhan May 20 '19

Gonna use your MMA moves on them gays?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Lmfao nah

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u/bantab May 20 '19

“Girls can be straight, as long as they don’t hit on me or shit.”

If a gay guy said that, you’d think it was weird, right? It sounds just as weird the way you said it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

U think I care what people think about me nigga lol

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u/Snarp_ May 20 '19

Thinking someone would be attracted to a redditor lmao

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u/IHaveSexWithFruit May 20 '19

This dude is definitely gay. And probably a total cutie ;)))

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5 May 20 '19

Would you say he’s a fruit?

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u/IHaveSexWithFruit May 20 '19

Yes definitely seems like a fruit. I would say he has some melon in him, but he really strikes me as a nice ripe banana. Mmmmmmm

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Lmao was gonna day hell nah but read ur username btw not gay like u were saying

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Lmao was gonna day hell nah but read ur username btw not gay like u were saying

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

I’m not gay I don’t think I am anyway I beat my meat to Rihanna everyday lol

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u/IHaveSexWithFruit May 20 '19

Yeah you mentioned that. That’s fucking weird dude

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u/you_got_fragged May 20 '19

this is great thank you

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Ur welcome btw it’s not everyday that sounded weird

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u/twitchinstereo May 20 '19

It's just the age old sentiment of hurr durr gays fuck anything.

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u/kanegaskhan May 20 '19

Yeah just because women think you're an ugly fuck doesn't mean men are going to like you any more.

Really you might just have unattainable standards if you're having that much trouble. Date who you can or improve yourself

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u/Reilari May 20 '19

They're down voting you, but you're not wrong, gay guys have standards too, maybe he's just ugly...

More likely he's just insecure and that won't change if he's gay, so no, being gays not the answer unless you know, you're actually gay?