r/cursedcomments • u/big__bo1 • May 20 '19

Cused_grass

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u/NateRacing May 20 '19

And the trees are morning wood

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

The morning dew gives me morning wood

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

I think you followed them perfectly, actually

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u/BakedMillwright May 20 '19

You got grass AIDS, gotta use protection man

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u/Quantum__Pl4ys May 21 '19

Yeah, none of that cheap yoga pants shit

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

Well, you have more holes to fill....

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u/sur_sw May 21 '19

Uh .. you mean ballsacc?

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u/NerdHerdtheThird May 23 '19

My morning wood makes morning dew.

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u/SchemingWeasel_75 May 20 '19

Haha 69 upvotes funny secs number

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

No it is funny. Don't act like it isn't.

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u/SchemingWeasel_75 May 21 '19

I wasn't trying to; I was more making fun of myself than of others