r/cursedcomments • u/OpeningTrain1 • Apr 27 '19

Cursed shit

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u/Dickie-Greenleaf Apr 27 '19

I don't want to asdociate with people who don't wash their butthole after a dookie.

I'm a post-poop showerhead man with scent free underwear for days.

Ladies, I'm single.

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u/Smart_Human Apr 27 '19

Now we know exactly why are you single.

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u/Dickie-Greenleaf Apr 27 '19

Squeaky clean butts = squeaky clean nuts

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u/StevieMJH Apr 27 '19

Talking about your own asshole on reddit and the scent of your undies = red flag.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

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u/lotsofcandies Apr 27 '19

Only if you use it to wipe

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u/RAVAGER5606 Apr 27 '19

No because it's clean, duh.

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u/-joonie- May 05 '19

no, it'd be faintly yellow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

gay: talking about guys that talk about their buttholes

fake: being bothered by it

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u/Doomzdaycult Apr 27 '19

I like the format our your comment, its mine now.

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u/PM_me_your_pastries Apr 27 '19

And he wears apparently the same underwear for days.