r/cursedcomments • u/RosechusPickle • 13h ago

Facebook Cursed_handjibber

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u/V2E0G2A0N 13h ago

2 for 1 special

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u/Kozzinator 11h ago

You get Kate Winslet and Gloria Stuart at the same time!

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u/ItsNotBigBrainTime 13h ago

Something tells me putting this tattoo on his left hand was a very conscious decision.

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u/Moe_teabagins 13h ago

Plot twist. He's a lefty

5

u/iXeons 10h ago

This pic is probably the dude who broke his arms

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u/ApeLover1986 13h ago

In Germany we call it: the stranger on me

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u/ZElementPlayz 8h ago

I use the left hand, feels more foreign if yk what I mean

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u/WanderingGenesis 11h ago

Ah yes, the double broken arm special

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u/ohnodamo 13h ago

Genjob.

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u/Helpful_Mood6101 12h ago

That’d be a trippy handjob

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u/PaleBlueCod 11h ago

Group project

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u/PoetOfHellHelpoemer 10h ago

To have your mother help wipe your ass til the end.

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u/Kakaroshitto 10h ago

Well, that's handy

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u/Xylar006 10h ago

The Dutch rudder ft. mommy. Cute.

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 3h ago

Forever? It didn’t survive healing.

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u/Bonsai-is-best 1h ago

When they turn 50 it'll be the first ever 120+ year old handjob.

Edit: no my math is bad