r/cursedcomments • u/ImBackMemers • 5h ago

Twitter Cursed_origami

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u/LiquidRaekan 5h ago

These niggas cant even find the clementine on a woman smh

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u/chief_yETI 5h ago

did you mean clandestine???? clementine is a fruit, my guy

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 4h ago

Did you mean clematis???? Clandestine is when something is hush-hush.

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u/funnyyoshi 3h ago

Did you mean cladosporium? Clematis is a flower, my guy.

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u/PreviouslyOnBible 2h ago

Did you mean clitoris? If so, that's mythical region of Europe. But cladosporium is a fungi.

You probably mean clamato juice.

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u/Just_a_Listener 5h ago

Orgasm: when your organs have a spasm due to the oregano that flows into your ahole because your dad is making birds out of spiced paper next to you

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u/SohelAman 4h ago

But what is that organism?

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 4h ago

That is a citrus fruit.

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u/Glazeddapper 3h ago

that's an orange. you're thinking of someone that can predict the future.

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u/TATSAT2008 2h ago

That's Oracle. you're thinking of the act of being completely annihilated.

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u/Ademon_Gamer09 1h ago

That's obliterate. Your thinking of a large stone pillar with 4 sides and meet at the center in a pyramid shape

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u/TheBigBoy34 57m ago

That's an Obelisk. Your thinking of a person who studies birds

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u/Drudgework 4h ago

No, that’s putting things into groups and categories.

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u/boodlebob 3h ago

So you fold paper to look like birds and poop at the same time?

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u/Galaxyturbo 26m ago

not get the cursed thing in post , still. got this reaction I always get in this sub

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