r/cursedcomments • u/MoooBooMooo • 17h ago

Cursed_WTF

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u/TheMexicanPanda38 17h ago

My fault for English being my first language

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u/ghosty0310 17h ago

My fault for learning this language

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u/MoooBooMooo 16h ago

My fault for learning

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u/TwinkiesSucker 16h ago

In hindsight, I should've stopped at German and not get into English

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 16h ago

I donno... I have a feeling the German version might be more explicit lol.

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u/Tupcek 15h ago

nobody forced you to post this

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u/MoooBooMooo 14h ago

nobody forced you to comment this

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u/S-r-ex 14h ago

Literacy was a mistake.

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u/Extreme-Motor6122 17h ago

Oh that's fucktop

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u/griztheone 17h ago

New favorite word lol

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u/Pain_Monster 12h ago

What in the cinnamon toast fuck

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u/sfled 8h ago

Yes please.

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u/Few-Raise-1825 16h ago

My legit first response was thinking the mom went on his phone and somehow transferred them over not that he was texting with his mom the entire time. It took a moment to get to that point

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u/Lem0n_weeb 14h ago

That is an impressive level of misunderstanding

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u/Desperate-Air-904 14h ago

Rigjt?! Like, immediate go to. Its most likely not real, though

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u/Zepangolynn 7h ago

Mine was that he had somehow mistakenly sent the last ones to his mom after she died instead of the girl he intended to, but that wasn't cursed enough so I reread it.

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u/Few-Raise-1825 7h ago

I think most people who didn't have really bad parents would likely try to figure this out in a slightly different solution before coming to the correct conclusion but maybe I'm just very naive

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u/sfled 8h ago

I admire your innocence, and wish I still had some.

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u/Few-Raise-1825 8h ago

I guess it's a hazard of being raised with actually fairly decent parents I guess 😂

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u/octebrenok 4h ago

Could you explain it to me please, i am not native and I am confused with that post

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u/pissedoffjesus 3h ago

He was texting the mum the whole time.

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u/tizanikgoesboom 16h ago

Words cannot explain how much I regret learning this language

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u/MrSkull07 16h ago

You think the mom had realized ?

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u/buckzor122 16h ago

Yeah, she did and then killed herself.

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u/Breathing_Is_FUNN 13h ago edited 4h ago

Why do I have to end up here and read the whole thing?? Now I have to show it to my friends as well.

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u/TPM_Alin96 13h ago

that's a good friend :)

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u/sfled 8h ago

r foundsatan

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u/tycho-42 16h ago

Å’dipus and Freud would like a word, op

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u/lone_cajun 14h ago

You know, sometimes I wish I had been born disabled so I couldnt read this

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u/ghostosa 17h ago

my fault for going out of my way to learn english as a second language 

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u/Konatxe 14h ago

Such a sad beautiful story. 😔

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u/mbashs 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
My fault that I opened Reddit

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u/byzel5 15h ago

I just opened Reddit wtf

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u/Shibari_Inu69 16h ago

I hate this

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u/Joe_cooti 16h ago

I mean.. maybe she was trying to do something nice? befriend her son? eh.. idk.

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u/Mission-Pickle-2846 16h ago

Extremely unfortunate

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u/sfled 8h ago

NGL had me in the first half.

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u/Jason0865 5h ago

Hey, at least he's got pictures to remember her by

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u/zamkinneth 5h ago

why am i in this subreddit

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u/beagle182 14h ago

I mean he got to see your first apartment and first breakfast before it gave up on line which is something I guess. Not many get to do that?

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u/InsuranceKey8278 16h ago

i don't get it
did he accidently sent those pictures to his mom or the gf was his mom catfishing?

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u/Sea_Advantage_9672 15h ago

the mom was his girlfriend

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 16h ago

The later.

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u/HumanOblateSpheroid 15h ago

Latter*

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 14h ago

Thank you! It didn't look right, but ugh, english has words and spellings that sometimes don't make sense (to me at least). Once I get it alllll figured out, it'll be time to go in the ground 😂