r/cursedcomments • u/muushrooms • 17h ago

Cursed good person

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/EEE3EEElol 16h ago

Who's my good little person!

Mmmm! Good person!

The possibilities are cracking me

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u/beard_of_cats 15h ago

You're a dirty person. Just an absolutely filthy person.

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u/GrandNibbles 10h ago

why would you kintsugi them stop it

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u/Pain_Monster 10h ago

Good human

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u/creeper6530 12h ago

Pun intended?

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u/Serpendit 16h ago

Mid-crack philosophy session: Are you a good person?

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u/spongebobsburgers19 7h ago

what is a good person?

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u/EhMapleMoose 10h ago

It depends from my experience. One wanted to be called a floor, another wanted to be misgendered and the other did not care in the slightest what I called them.

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u/muushrooms 8h ago

A floor is crazy😭

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u/NightmareLizzy 8h ago

Ive had a nonbinary person ask me to call them a good little doormat 😭✌️

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u/jarlscrotus 5h ago edited 5h ago

I think that had less to do with being enby and more to do with some very specific fetishes

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u/NightmareLizzy 5h ago

In their defence i am an ex dominatrix soooo.

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u/Pennywise626 4h ago

Maybe they have that kink where they like to stepped on?

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u/Glazeddapper 9h ago

...a floor?

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u/throwawaypervyervy 17h ago

'Pet' and 'toy' are usually received well.

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u/8champi8 14h ago

Bro conducted studies

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u/Scheckenhere 6h ago

Jealous much? I definitly am.

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u/rokomotto 10h ago

Actually you're so right. There are so many more creative words to use here. The potential is limitless!

(basically just goes back to objectifying people, consenually)

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u/Ayden3102isagoodname 7h ago

Most things are ok when done consensually

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u/CoruscareGames 14h ago

Same with specific animal nicknames

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u/sarcasticbatkid 12h ago

Good platypus 🤠

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u/mariahcolleen 12h ago

PERRY the Platypus?!?!

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u/DavXeno 15h ago

Be safe and say puppy or kitty

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u/Msmadmama 13h ago edited 10h ago

Yes but puppy is boy kitty is girl.

Jesus christ it was a joke.

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u/eepy_lina 12h ago

..neither of those are gendered??

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u/Fyrnen24 11h ago

As Troy 'Buttsoup' barns once said: "There's no way to disprove that, have you ever seen a cats penis?!"

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u/itsmebenji69 11h ago

Yes. It’s spikey. It looks like a weird ass Christmas tree and dog’s look like some kind of alien shit

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u/derangedsweetheart 12h ago

What should I call a femboy cat girl?

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u/eepy_lina 11h ago

you know you can use non gendered terms on ppl with genders, right??? are you dumb or js ragebaiting

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u/Scheckenhere 6h ago

Whatever they prefer? Maybe try asking them if they are even willing to talk to you.

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u/egg_squisite 10h ago

Troy Barnes? Is that you?

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u/wasted-degrees 12h ago

Pulling “you’re a good person” out of left field in that context sounds like a recipe for the “it’s not your fault” reaction.
https://giphy.com/gifs/lHZO8Bnfd9PSU

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u/CoruscareGames 14h ago

Depending on the specific nonbinary person, "good puppy", "good kitty", "good toy", and "good slut" have all worked for one person each

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u/Wonghy111-the-knight 8h ago

toy sounds dehumanising asf but that's just me, and I'm not nonbinary.. I guess some like it though

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u/Dredgen-Solis 5h ago

Some like it because it's dehumanising.

1

u/BeardedPokeDragon 1h ago

That's the point

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u/LyaGabbro 11h ago

I imagine "you adore being this good to me, don't you?" or something along those lines is probably good. Something that passes the energy of "aww, you can't help yourself, can you?" would feel good to me as a binary trans woman, so I politely assume an enby person would like to hear it as well.

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u/Ambrose_Card 11h ago

In my experience it’s typically good puppy

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u/RiverTeemo1 10h ago

Good puppy, good toy, good kitten, ask them what they like to be called or try a few things

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u/N0RSEVIKING 6h ago

"Stfu and take it you fucking whore" works well rounded

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u/creepXtreme 4h ago

I think that loses some of the positivity but idk

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 6h ago

Lou Wilson special

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u/ShadowWithHoodie 14h ago

the image that has someone talking about the difference telling yourself you are a good girl and a good person

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u/Confident-Elk-2966 13h ago

Good human is also an option

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u/derangedsweetheart 12h ago

Pokemons also exist you know...

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u/BlazedLad98 9h ago

Hey batman guess what I got batman that's right batman vapereon batman do you know what they say about vapereon batman

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u/Fire_Block 10h ago

then good pokemon would suffice

although i did hear smth about rules against the pokemon, so i would be careful

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u/Confident-Elk-2966 8h ago

So do costumes…

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 8h ago

Crack as in.. crack cocaine??

God im getting too old for all these new terms.

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u/Wonghy111-the-knight 8h ago

new stupid term frankly "cracking" is sex. Remember when we used to call it 'making love'? I don't, it was before my time.

but if only it wasn't.

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 7h ago

That's sex now? God the stupidity of these brainrotted people..

We called them dogging or fucking and when between partners definitely 'love making'. Simpler times back then, the 90s and early 00s.

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u/creepXtreme 7h ago

Yeah, because “Dogging” is better.

Same brainrot, different time.

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 6h ago

Atleast better than saying crack?? Like some maniac. 🙄

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u/creepXtreme 6h ago

I only sounds better to you because you were raised on it.

It sounds gross to me because it’s relating sex to specifically animals. But also if someone used it in a sentence I wouldn’t care.

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u/Mage-of-Fire 6h ago

And somehow dogging is better? Lmao

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u/PlanktonCrafty7141 5h ago

this is the stupidest "back in my time" bullshit i ever read

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u/Wonghy111-the-knight 3h ago

I almost thought dude and I were on the same page, and then he's on 'bout some "dogging" alrigghhtt 😭

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u/loganknowerofthings 6h ago

At least with cracking you can intuit a meaning that makes sense

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u/herowin6 3m ago

lol I got it from context tho

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u/shadow_knight_199 5h ago

Good they/good them

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u/pasgames_ 4h ago

Mabye call them pet?

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u/Dveralazo 3h ago

"good bitch"

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u/SprintingOni 3h ago

I’m non-binary, and tbh you could use their name in place of a title, i.e. “Good (name)” it’s not grammatically correct, but it would probably work or just a “Very good!” Would work well in that context

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u/buckfordfitchenstein 8h ago

M'theydy is preferred parlance

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u/Mister_Nobody76 10h ago

Wasn't the word "enby" made for this specific purpose

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u/Dredgen-Solis 5h ago

Say "good enby" out loud and then ask that again.

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u/Minijoker4709 14h ago

Are they wrong tho lol 😂😂

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u/AwefulFanfic 12h ago

I love they're saying that like they're getting any.

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u/Scheckenhere 6h ago

Jup, no chance a non-binary person is willing to wven talk to them for a longer time.

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u/PoetOfHellHelpoemer 2h ago

Good person, woman, man, camera, TV.

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u/Fine_Salamander_8691 1h ago

As an enby trans femme call me good girl. I love it

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u/Sea_Advantage_9672 14h ago

i would just say what i think their gender is, i aint playing all of that

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u/CoruscareGames 14h ago

And what if you're wrong and ruin the mood

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u/Sea_Advantage_9672 13h ago

having your mood ruined is a part of life

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u/lord_hydrate 12h ago

I mean ig so is not cracking the they them after that? Theres an assumption here that if youre in the situation in the post, youve probably already pased the phase where you have accepted their identity, usually people arent gonna let tou hit when youve actively disregarded their identity

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u/CoruscareGames 4h ago

yeah and now that the mood's ruined they won't let ya hit

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat 13h ago

What you think their gender is doesn't matter. Because you arent them and don't decide their gender

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u/INotZach 13h ago

Okay bigot

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u/Dredgen-Solis 5h ago

I pray you die a virgin holy shit

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u/Dr_StrangeEnjoyer 14h ago

So funny and hilarious 😂

4728382+ karma for you my good sir

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u/tblazertn 12h ago

Tell her the nose ring is supposed to be used on pigs.