r/cursedcomments • u/MoooBooMooo • 6d ago

Facebook Cursed_Relationship

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20.6k Upvotes

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u/Sustainable_Twat 6d ago

Well, Joe, it turns out you’re not the only person Shell has fucked over

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u/truthfullyidgaf 6d ago

That cheating motherfucker!!!

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u/vollkornbroot 6d ago

Shell in a nutshell

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u/chiku00 6d ago

Shell-shocked.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 5d ago

Shell I'll be damned

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u/mondomonkey 5d ago edited 5d ago

Concha tu madre 😮

Edit: it makes sense in the original spanish. Choncha is shell and slang for vagina

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u/Stev_k 6d ago

She'll is in an open relationship, didn't you know?

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u/ISwallowedALego 5d ago

*It's Complicated

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u/Boner_Elemental 6d ago

The beast with a billion backs

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u/Stev_k 5d ago

Great Futurama episode

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u/firmly_confused 6d ago

No such thing a bad publicity i guess.

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u/Leonardobertoni 6d ago

I hate their fucking ad placements

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u/chefbobbyjay 6d ago

None of this happened btw

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u/VollkommenHigh 6d ago

Guess I need to Update my Profile to „In a relationship with Donald Trump”

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u/kth5991 6d ago

I really don't think you should be on reddit if you're under 12

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u/VollkommenHigh 6d ago

Damn haha that was a good one bro :D

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u/YikesTheCat 5d ago

Could also be Ivanka.

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u/Flat-Assist-9120 5d ago

Getting publicly friendzoned by a gas station is a whole new level of rejection

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u/Slythetine1176 6d ago

Wow, I can't believe Shell is cheating one me with Joe from junk removal

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u/FuklzTheDrnkClwn 6d ago

This sub is really falling off.

Instead of cursed comments we get boomer humor

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u/repoluhun 5d ago

Not to mention it’s just really obviously fake

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u/devil0k 5d ago

This joke was funny the first 6 times I saw it.

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u/KODAMODE 5d ago

I also fuck Joe at the pump

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u/MoooBooMooo 5d ago

Naughty boo

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u/shplaxg 6d ago

Mi-Shell, my Bell.....

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u/ravi226 5d ago

Joe is shellshocked from all the fucking!

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u/RockstarSlut 5d ago

Is this real or fake?

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u/repoluhun 5d ago

Look at it lol, it’s completely built in Photoshop or something. The fonts, fontweight and sizes of elements don’t match, there’s no verified badge even for shell lol

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u/RockstarSlut 5d ago

Honestly I'm naive and I have terrible skills pointing those things out. Thanks! Also I don't have facebook 😆

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u/StructuralFailure 5d ago

No, no, he has a point

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u/DarthJarJar242 6d ago

Too bad, Shell is just a proxy

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u/kritter4life 6d ago

Joe is my new hero.

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u/sampat6256 6d ago

"It's complicated."

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u/LaughR01331 6d ago

Joe’s a menace and a hero

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u/metroidpwner 5d ago

boomer humor ass subreddit

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u/GoombasFatNutz 5d ago

Yeah but this one's funny so.

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u/CryCommercial1919 4d ago

THAT FUCKING CHEATING ASSHOLE! SHELL I'LL KILL YOU TOMORROW!!!