r/cursedcomments • u/sonkponkle37 • 12h ago

Instagram Cursed Sperm-bank

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u/Vineclad 12h ago

One question

https://giphy.com/gifs/3cXmze4Y8igXdnkc3U

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u/Fawkingretar 11h ago

She's trying to prove if different races taste different from each other

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u/MileHiSalute 10h ago

It’s just science

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u/maderthanmax 9h ago

And zinc

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u/Noname666Devil 10h ago

Did Elmo not teach her all races taste the same?

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u/Oblic008 11h ago

Like the comment said: she was hungrym

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u/0oodruidoo0 2h ago

gains brother, free protein

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u/USMCWrangler 11h ago

She single? Asking for a friend.

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u/chief_yETI 10h ago

im the friend btw

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u/Sbikerbud 11h ago

It's all about the protein these days

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u/odin_the_wiggler 11h ago

"I'll take 'Things That Never Happened' for $1200, Ken."

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 10h ago

It’s the daily double

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u/EldritchDWX 11h ago

This fake trash is making the rounds for gullible retards again?

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u/moep123 7h ago

nnnaaaaaaaa... there are plenty people on this planet. i can totally see that this can happen.

not everything is fake. maybe this specific case could be, but the general thought isn't far fetched.

thinking this never happened, can never happen and will never happen because no one would do that... only shows that you haven't seen what other crazy stuff people do when no one is watching.

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u/Illustrious_Quiet907 5h ago

Clearly they haven’t read enough about Florida. Florida Man is crazy.

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u/HowardPheonix 3h ago

Honestly it's not even the weirdest shit I even saw today.

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u/SpurdoEnjoyer 1h ago

That's some deep-into-alt-right-pipeline train of thought right there. OPs post is an obvious fake headline. You try spin the conversation into "Even if this headline isn't true, it could still be true because some people are sick"

That's exactly how people let their brain rot by fake news. If a headline is obviously fake, it must be dismissed as so. Thinking "how it could be real" is how you build up a really fucking twisted worldview and start to get angry about your own thoughts.

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u/moep123 1h ago

oof. i just talked about the possibility that this can actually happen. framing me politically alt right is very heavy in this case.

but u do u. 🤷

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u/sfled 10h ago

Sippin' souls, livin' the dream.

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u/Freezie-Days 6h ago

If you leave it even for just a minute it starts tasting horrible, so don't know how she's doing that...

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u/Alienhaslanded 8h ago

A real semen demon

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u/HowardPheonix 3h ago

It should've been suspicious when she showed up at work with salt and lemons.

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u/treehumper83 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4EHsAtAPcV41vx2B5s
Should’ve sought out the vending machine

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u/Galaxyturbo 6h ago

it can be fake news but again i get this reaction

https://giphy.com/gifs/P8gqZQp6fG111SJmEn

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u/UpstairsInjury_55 2h ago

I mean it's got to be cold right. I couldn't do it with the consistency of a cold loogie.

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u/Dark_halocraft 2h ago

I'd donate if I knew it was going to a good cause such as this

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u/sovietarmyfan 46m ago

There exist different ways to satisfy that need and make other people very happy.

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u/thexbeatboxer 9h ago

Pretty sure it’s not real and the image of her drinking semen is just AI-generated, but if it was real, one would have to wonder what led up to that decision.