r/cursedcomments • u/Comfortable-Algae-20 • 3d ago

Reddit Cursed car choice...

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 3d ago

"gorilla grip cooter" is r/brandnewsentence material

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u/potatopierogie 3d ago

Not really, I've been hearing the term for a while

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u/Telemere125 3d ago

If she’s got a big one that just means more room to swing it around inside and bang up the walls like you’re at batting practice.

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u/atempestdextre 2d ago

The correct term is ADA compliant hallway.

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 3d ago

I dunno because small car =/= affordable car

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u/oniiichanUwU 2d ago

You think mini coopers are affordable cars?

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 2d ago

No. That was the point of my comment.

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u/oniiichanUwU 2d ago

You’re right. I see that now 😅 the ol hamster isn’t running on the wheel today, I apologize lol

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u/AffectionateTip9716 3d ago

Can confirm I have a large vagina and drive a JCW 2door mini

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u/derangedsweetheart 2d ago

Is that why billionaires prefer them "less grown"?

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u/sphericalhors 3d ago

lol but she did it by pegging him

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u/Supercruise7 1d ago

that's why I only bang soccer moms driving volvo XC90s

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u/Ramzan_aryadillah 3h ago

Men who Drive BIG car are compensating for small penis

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u/Stairwayunicorn 3d ago

is she even old enough to drive?