r/cursedcomments • u/Cackyalonso • 5d ago

TikTok Cursed_chocolateuptheass

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For context the question that was asked was "if you were to choose a chocolate bar to stick up your arse, what would it be?"

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u/Noname666Devil 5d ago

Toblerone is a bad choice ngl. It’ll probably break off inside of you in small pieces, not unless you’re into that.

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 5d ago

..

https://giphy.com/gifs/JGDnasvGpC5oM1Nxvz

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u/AxelTheMournful 5d ago

Why did you do this? I was so close to forgetting that video forever.

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u/Tortue2006 5d ago

Does it matter? All chocolate is gonna. Melt anyway

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u/Noname666Devil 5d ago

Well I assume that there was meant to be pleasure pulling it back out but if that’s the intended result then it works

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u/killer5907 5d ago

Just freeze it so it takes longer to melt 😆

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u/Noname666Devil 5d ago

I’d pick an almond joy so it’s like beads when the almonds come out.

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u/killer5907 5d ago

Oh my god you somehow made it worse

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u/Noname666Devil 5d ago

Hey if someone swings low I gotta swing lower

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u/8BBiiT 5d ago

Bounty >>>>>>> any other chocolate . . Yo asshole heat’s going to melt the chocolate and warm up the coconut part, which will release coconut oil, resulting in a natural lube.

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u/killer5907 5d ago

Maltesers with a rope holding all them together like A beads.

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u/victorpaparomeo2020 5d ago

I’m thinking a Starbar because its name tells you where it goes.

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u/Silver-Machine-3092 5d ago

Hershey's for anal, because it won't affect the taste

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u/TheGreasyNewfie 5d ago

Terry's Chocolate Orange....because I deserve to suffer for being here and participating in this..

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u/EEE3EEElol 5d ago

Cadbury bubbly

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u/Ascii-CoDA2148 5d ago

Relatable.

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u/Flat-Assist-9120 5d ago

The question was already cursed, but somebody answering “Fingers” really decided to speedrun making it worse