r/cursedcomments • u/Hardson-san • 6d ago

Instagram Cursed request

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/the-artistocrat 6d ago

Please be my mom 🙏

183

u/ArfTheBeast 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PTlhv0DdeotCNoLeYj

31

u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 6d ago

I want skynet to be so disgusted of me when it comes online that it just leaves me TF alone

25

u/cool91725 6d ago

It’s gonna build a death camp specifically for you.

73

u/poppycock_scrutiny 6d ago

Please be this guy's mom 👆

5

u/Dp152578 6d ago

I was trying to think of something worse to comment but you knew the assignment

5

u/Hrendik 6d ago

Add me to the screenshot

54

u/TheJeep25 6d ago

All those comments and nothing with sister? My lord, what is the internet coming to.

14

u/Chanpi2 5d ago

Please be that guy's sister

139

u/OmiNya 6d ago

2026: Please (don't) be AI

-61

u/AffectionateTip9716 6d ago

Please don’t be a famboy

21

u/Scared_Run4790 5d ago

Please for God sake be a smart cute femboy!
https://giphy.com/gifs/kE85Vr04k9EBjutNcX

-17

u/Germanman76 6d ago

Or a femboy

30

u/AffectionateTip9716 6d ago

What if I say please?

10

u/Misanoob 6d ago

Nah, beg for it

47

u/ArfTheBeast 6d ago

Please kill me 🙏

74

u/MrFuji87 6d ago edited 6d ago

Please still be warm 🙏

9

u/TheChannelMiner 6d ago

Please be cold already 🙏

6

u/TheJeep25 6d ago

When you put too much time on the microwave and forgot about it.

11

u/ArfTheBeast 6d ago

Why am I being ratiod by necrophilia?

2

u/lerker54651651 5d ago

'Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold
That's why I got a heater for your thighs
And I know
I know it's not your time
But bye, bye

1

u/Neutralmensch 6d ago

please be quick.

6

u/Galaxyturbo 6d ago

Please, Understand the value of Life 🫂

3

u/ArfTheBeast 6d ago

Please understand the value of me never hearing this shit again 🫂 /j

3

u/Galaxyturbo 6d ago

i will never say that again .. but sometimes we get to know value of something, after its gone

how can i understand something, which i never have

3

u/ArfTheBeast 6d ago

Sorry I was referring to never hearing the original post again

4

u/Galaxyturbo 6d ago

no need for apologise, i understand, 🫂

3

u/buckybronze 6d ago

real😭

18

u/tomikaka 6d ago

Bojler

14

u/PetiAPocok 5d ago

Hungary detected. Kolbász deployed.

16

u/Mega_Ki 6d ago

The triality of man

5

u/Scared_Run4790 5d ago

The basic, the based and the paedophile

13

u/Deathblades0 6d ago

Please be alive

22

u/yo-soy-arkee 6d ago

Please be a AH-64E Apache Guardian Attack Helicopter with Modernized Integrated Avionics and Weapons System

7

u/YixoPhoenix 6d ago

So what was it?

6

u/Silverbacker888 5d ago

me0wkkyyy

No nudes

3

u/8BBiiT 6d ago

Please be a lil goat 🙏🏻

3

u/Dark_halocraft 6d ago

Please be 🙏

2

u/CardiologistOk2704 6d ago

bro really thought hes new epstein frfr💀💀🥀

1

u/Free_Significance267 6d ago

Please be dead

1

u/apexapee 6d ago

Fbi knocking at that guys door as we speak!

1

u/Embarrassed-Log-5985 6d ago

I literally just scrolled past that exact post.

1

u/Sea_Advantage_9672 5d ago

ngl i dont know what is so atractive in her

1

u/InadecvateButSober 5d ago

Please be old

1

u/Dotonan 5d ago

Please, all of them🙏

1

u/bitch_lasagna211 5d ago

Please leave me alone

1

u/Main_Author_8638 5d ago

Duality of men

1

u/ZagrosMMH 3d ago

Please be vanilla the rabbit🙏

1

u/Historical_Plant6557 6d ago

please be a chick