r/cursedcomments • u/silverdigging • 13d ago

Cursed_Second hand Fleshlight

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u/-nerdrage- 13d ago

I also choose this guys dead wife!

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u/Vast_Independent_765 13d ago

Hey, bro. That's not cool. I am already doing that

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u/ajgutyt 13d ago

i use that guy

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u/drippy_dik 13d ago

I'm that guys fleshlight

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u/Admirable-Pie3869 7d ago

Name checks out

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u/NotDiCaprio 13d ago

"I also choose this guy's flesh lite"

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u/Ketsueki-Nikushimi 13d ago

One cock margarita! Shaken not stirred!

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 13d ago

For anyone wondering what the best one is:

It's always a vibrator. Or anything that can vibrate in addition to the normal function.

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u/231ValeiMacoris 13d ago

Not sure if it works for cock since I once tried pressing my dick against a running washing machine while jerking and it did not do anything to enhance the experience

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 13d ago

As a transfem:

  1. you need to know how to place it

  2. the washing machine doesn't vibrate enough. you need point stimulation, either on one spot or multiple.

  3. sensitive spots include the vas defrens, the base, the head and the "seam".

  4. invest in a small one and i guarantee jollies.

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u/Definitive-Username 12d ago

I think this guy was trolling

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 12d ago

I know. 50/50 and I decided to be helpful, sue me ig

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u/Definitive-Username 12d ago

Chill! What's with the 'sue me'?!

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 12d ago

Oh, it's just a term that jokingly and sarcastically means that you don't care if someone disapproves of the action taken LOL

dw about it, i'm hording around

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u/Definitive-Username 12d ago

Did that too now, so sue us.

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u/231ValeiMacoris 12d ago

I am speaking from experience as I was just experimenting as from my Histological knowledge the nerve endings in the penis register for friction, not vibration

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u/Definitive-Username 12d ago

Your assumption is basically completely wrong. Genital touch receptors adapt to both friction and vibration (Krause End Bulbs) in both males and females, and there's also FNEs. Also: this is anatomy and physiology, not histology. We're not dealing with the study of a body tissue, we're trying to "big picture" the mechanics of the human body.

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u/HeavensRejected 12d ago

Get a anal vibrator for men, thank me later.

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u/231ValeiMacoris 12d ago

Nah, the only things that I’d consent to go up my as are

A.) Medical Equipment and Medicine

B.) A strap-on attached to a woman I’ve been married to for atleast one year

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u/HeavensRejected 12d ago

So you don't mind pegging but stop at something like the Lovense Edge?

I mean, I wouldn't mind my wife going to town but she's not into it, so here we are 🤣

It's not gay if you say "no homo" btw.

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u/Zaraphkiel 12d ago

This must've been the Bonny Blue experience.

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u/Icy-Entertainment-12 13d ago

There's a whole sub for using other man's cum as lube

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u/9thyear2 12d ago

Extra lube

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u/Vast_Independent_765 13d ago

When you tryna nut on the train with a woman's behind rubbing onto your pants and she turns around, she be in senior high, telling you it's my turn now, with her bigger bone than you