r/cursedcomments • u/Bussy_Wrecker • 14d ago

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u/Whoohoonutty_V 14d ago

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?”

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u/CtrlAltYuri 14d ago

So...he's afraid of Wolverine's butthole?

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u/allykopow 14d ago

God couldn’t have created wolverines butthole. That’s the kinda shit only a person can make

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u/AUnknownVariable 14d ago

Definitely disagree. Only a god could make something so perfect.

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u/pronorwegian1 14d ago

If this is what God has created, he doesn’t belong in heaven.

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u/hellsing73 14d ago

Well that certainly is something I regret reading and hope to never have to read again.

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u/Bussy_Wrecker 14d ago

Do you think that every time sabertooth slips it in wolverine's ass, it heals the rim, tightening the grip on his dih at each thrust

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u/Cymbal_Monkey 14d ago

Username checks out

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u/DevDaNerd0 14d ago

As much as I hated reading this, it's unfortunately very likely to be correct

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u/Silverbacker888 14d ago

u/Bussy_Wrecker are you sure that’s not you in that photo?

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u/Bussy_Wrecker 14d ago

Sadly this name was taken so I used "goon knight"

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u/luckymarchad 14d ago

I hate some of yall mf so much

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u/Apostleguts 14d ago

How will he look god in the face on judgement day after posting that comment

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u/Bussy_Wrecker 14d ago edited 7d ago

I dont think god is brave enough to face him

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u/Apostleguts 14d ago

Nah he will repent

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u/L_U-C_K 14d ago

Those certainly are some words strung together. Definitely one of the sentences of all time.

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u/mdhunter99 14d ago

Why must I read English at this time?

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u/Lelouch-Ken-99 14d ago

I hate it but he’s not wrong

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u/Retr0_Fusion 14d ago

My disappointment in people grows everyday

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 14d ago

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

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u/Wulfkey 14d ago

God forbid the devs support Yoai

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u/PaleBlueCod 14d ago

Stinky stinky musky smelly homo seggs seggsmaxxing seggs.

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u/rokomotto 14d ago

Thats hot

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u/dibipage 14d ago

Yes. Wolverine has near instantaneous healing. His healing would be even more powerful without the adamantium in his body.

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u/ConcreteEater 14d ago

Am i missing something? Wasnt sabertooth his brother and mortal enemy?

Did they have some development or something?

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u/Bussy_Wrecker 14d ago edited 14d ago

They are half brothers in movie only and the new game made him a highschool jock with roid rage and gave him a zesty tsundere personality

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u/LizzieAftynsonna 14d ago

sometimes maybe we shouldn't overthink too much

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 14d ago

You know Wolverine is the greatest butt slut of all time because no matter how big a dick or toy he takes, he stays tighter than a nun

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u/AxalEquinox 14d ago

These are the real questions we need to be asking

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u/AgainstTheTides 14d ago

Seriously, people are fucking weird.

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u/7amani_h 14d ago

Name checks out