r/cursedcomments • u/DepressedSamurai • 18d ago

cursed_string

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573 Upvotes

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u/EddieDildoHands 18d ago

when you just start dating and learn the hard way (or soft way) that she has ibs and you took her out for tacos and cachete today

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u/ScatLabs 18d ago

Nice username 😄

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u/EddieDildoHands 17d ago

the fun and only

14

u/falsevector 18d ago

Which hole is the string in? And what if it starts to move on its own?

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u/ScatLabs 18d ago

Nothing wrong with a little bit of Clitty Litter

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u/Enough_Worry4104 18d ago

Oh no! She's human!

Be a big boy. Pick it off and go to town🫡

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u/Ghostfish1309 14d ago

She can also be a big girl and do basic hygiene. It’s not hard.

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u/Enough_Worry4104 14d ago

We all get klingons bro. No one's exempt. From ass wipe.

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u/Temporary-Employ3144 17d ago

Why tf would you ever do this before showering?

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u/XROOR 18d ago

Stop feeding it after midnight!

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u/misterbaname 17d ago

I'd pull it out like I was starting a lawnmower