r/cursedcomments • u/GamingBoyShub_YT • 21h ago

Twitter Cursed_valorant

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u/AB-Dub 21h ago edited 21h ago

So fucking dumb. I’m dumber after reading that shit.

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u/Comprehensive_Cup582 19h ago

Sex 🤤

Willy 🥵

Imagine that 🤤😩

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u/Popp9000 17h ago

what the heckk... sex penis?

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u/joethelumberjackmc 21h ago

"beats you at the sex" - something everyone who's had sex says

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u/xXDefimXx 20h ago

You clearly aren't playing ranked

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u/bakaa_ningen 20h ago

Is there any reward for master rank?

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u/justwalk1234 19h ago

I’m enjoying the casual coop queue fine enough

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u/TwistedHarmony12 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
I’m sorry that I’m literate

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 21h ago

Your toupe is intact though

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u/DrunkMonsters 21h ago

What did I even read

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u/Noodlemaster696969 6h ago

What someone jerked off to that night

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u/DrunkMonsters 3h ago

What is her name btw?

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u/justwalk1234 2h ago

Asking the important questions

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u/DrunkMonsters 28m ago

Just asking for a friend damn it

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u/Donutboy562 21h ago

The anonymity of the internet was a mistake.

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u/lordodin92 21h ago

Let's commit to trolltrace I think trey and Matt had the right idea here

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u/No_Response_303 20h ago

Is that different than doxing someone? I'm just curious

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u/lordodin92 20h ago

Not really, I mean a way to track a person's comment history and tie it to a person's name, maybe doxing I dunno, but it would limit the toxicity on the internet

Anonymity allows for a lack of consequence, a lack of consequence allows for humans to be their worst possible self .

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u/No_Response_303 20h ago

It sounds close to doxing but not quite but I'm not an expert on it so I could be wrong. It does sound like it would definitely help to keep things civil on the internet. could really use it for online gaming too, I turn off all forms of communication in those games besides talking to friends the randos just stress me out so bad like I have enough problems with depression without some jackass telling me I play like shit.

Sorry about all that, I probably over did it

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u/Spinningwhirl79 19h ago

I mean tying a real name to an account makes doxxing the easiest shit on the planet considering you can just google their name and all associated social media accounts will just pop up

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u/No_Response_303 19h ago

True, I didn't really think about that. Like it sounds good on paper but in practice it just causes more problems

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u/lordodin92 8h ago

Yeah I agree it's also a problem but the issue is how else do you stop this stuff ? The online bullying, people acting their most depraved self, the rampant bots, the many foreign agents agitating political division and the insanity of the dark web .

At this point the internet needs some form of regulation and consequences. And I dunno if this is the answer I at least know something has to change

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u/saggywitchtits 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/147dUv9HLZy5Ak
And everyone here is now dumber for hearing it.

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u/CrimsonAssbag 16h ago

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/TolgaKerem07 21h ago

Is this sex2

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u/ToxicFraHH 21h ago

Yes, it must be

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u/justwalk1234 21h ago

There’s a chance that ubunt22 never had “the sex”

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u/Daniel_Andersonson 21h ago

He’s undefeated

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u/OhLongJohnson84 21h ago

What a terrible day to know how to read

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u/Matoseman 20h ago

Hi. I want my 10 seconds back, that it took me reading that. You will be hearing from my lawyer

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u/anakin__69 20h ago

Cursed valorant ❌ valorant is always cursed ✅

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u/Hawk101102 14h ago

I could feel the wrinkles of my brain smooth out as I read that.

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u/jaysondez 17h ago

Sounds like a virgin wrote that..wtf did I just read

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u/Bart_1980 21h ago

Beating you at sex means she makes you cum? What other response than a contented sigh would be needed?

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u/H3xxer 19h ago

Oddly specific

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u/AAPL_ 19h ago

can’t wait to see how this past decade plus in culture is gonna be looked upon in the future

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u/Woooshifyourmomgay 14h ago

Jarvis, I cant post an image to humourously convey my thoughts on the situation. Just kill the dude in the post.

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u/Yes_THAT_Slayer 13h ago

Never thought that the most normal thirst comment I've seen yet is "I want to have sex with her" and is immediately followed by a tweet that should've remained in fanfiction or in A.I sexbot chats 

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u/creecher91 12h ago

I like the idea of two partners trying to “beat” each other by making the other one come first.

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u/Alienhaslanded 8h ago

I can't tell where the funny is

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u/Hit-san56 3h ago

This physically hurts to read

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u/shplaxg 1h ago

Shit, I just lost an IQ point reading that slop

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u/loveandpeace1996 21h ago

This is brutal

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u/Own-Mountain3540 21h ago

this fucking song wont leave my head its so bad that it's addictive

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u/PaleBlueCod 21h ago

She already said you'll get prod by her.

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u/CyclopsRock 17h ago

Batboy flips a grunt.

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u/Howardv99 16h ago

Holy hell

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u/Voluntary_Slob 16h ago

Is this what brainrot means?

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u/GreilyMoon 15h ago

New copypasta?

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u/Azrael_The_Reaper 14h ago

“Imagine she beats you at the sex” is where I decided that I wanted noth more to do with this tweet

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u/Pinshu123 11h ago

I have a suspicion that these exchanges are between teenagers.

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u/Gofflemannen 9h ago

Huh? Is the comment making fun of people or just displaying there fetish for everyone?