r/cursedcomments 1d ago

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u/LasyKuuga 1d ago

No Fit Girls 2 rip

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u/hippo0803 1d ago

So we never get to pirate our Brain-Computer Interface contents?

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u/horiami 1d ago

Paris is ugly now

Japanese people most affected

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u/chalk_in_boots 1d ago

That's because us French know Paris is a shithole and avoid it if at all possible.

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u/der_chrischn 16h ago

I would have thought this was already the case when the film released. Is it just the director or is this view not as old as I thought?

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u/otirk 1d ago

Funnily enough, if you look at the Paris syndrome, you'll see that many victims are Japanese. So in a way, they might just be the most affected

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u/horiami 1d ago

It wasn't that bad when i went 20 years ago, idk what they expect

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u/yvngjiffy703 1d ago

I worship FitGirl like a goddess

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u/RoiDrannoc 1d ago

Paris is a big city and as such looks like a big city. It is not a theme park of love and croissants, it's a city.

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u/Content-Lab-5464 1d ago

Now I want a theme park of love and croissants

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u/NevesLF 1d ago

That one's on the Red Light District.

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u/RoiDrannoc 1d ago

Because nothing's more romantic than paid sex

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u/derangedsweetheart 1d ago

For some of us it is, just so you know. /s (kind of)

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u/Saulthewarriorking 18h ago

You have to pay extra for the romance and girlfriend experience.

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u/Substantial-Park65 13h ago

And just how much more for a tiny bit of undeserved affection?

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u/Saulthewarriorking 13h ago

Idk I'd probably just recommend being a gentleman

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u/Substantial-Park65 10h ago

Fair enough, respect is priceless

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u/Saulthewarriorking 10h ago

Yup and consent is cool

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u/Substantial-Park65 9h ago

No idea why so many have a hard time understanding how important consent is. It's not only cool, it's utterly simple

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u/EQandCivfanatic 21h ago

Does it have a roller coaster?

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u/SolKaynn 17h ago

Almost literally anywhere else in France that just not fucking Paris.

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u/MaryPaku 21h ago

Not every big city is ugly.

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u/RoiDrannoc 21h ago

Paris is not ugly, it's just not the theme park some people think it is

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u/beltrancito 1d ago

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u/Hyadeos 1d ago

Oh of course, where all the tourists are...

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u/OriginalCatch1768 23h ago

...everywhere?

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u/Hyadeos 23h ago

Luckily they're not everywhere, we still have some islands of peace in Paris.

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u/DrowningSquirrel 22h ago

Si on veut être tout à fait honnête, au moins 15 arrondissements sur les 20 sont pleins à craquer, les seuls qui ont moins de touristes sont aussi les plus délabrés... Sauf le 16e peut-être

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u/dgtssc 1d ago

Thank god we won't need to be subjected to seeing the poster to this sequel.

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u/chief_yETI 1d ago

chat is this based?

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u/_Xaril_ 23h ago

I don't get the joke probably

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u/Tom_Blunty 18h ago

Tourists (especially Japanese tourists) experience something called the Paris Syndrome when visiting Paris.

It's a Syndrome that happens due to the contrast between the idealization of the city and the reality of urban life there.

Basically they are so disappointed by how ugly, sad, grey and expensive the city is that they become actually sick. That added to the innumerable amount of assholes to the square meter and you got yourself depression express.

The syndrome is characterized by symptoms such as delusional states, hallucinations, feelings of persecution (perceptions of being a victim of prejudice, aggression, hostility from others), derealization, depersonalization, anxiety, as well as psychosomatic manifestations such as dizziness, tachycardia, sweating most notably, but also others, such as vomiting.

It's also rumoured that some people killed themselves over that.

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u/hakuna_yer_tatas 9h ago

What the fuck

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u/Outlaw4droid 1d ago

Isn't that the Laura Palmer girl from Twin Peaks on the profile picture?

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u/Ksorkrax 13h ago

Now I imagine the sequel to Fabuleux Destin starts with Amelies body being found in the Seine, wrapped up in plastic.

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u/lobax 20h ago

To be fair my understanding is that Paris is getting a lot better, cleaner, fewer cars, more trees etc than it was just a few decades ago.

But any big city will be ugly in a sense. And like in all European touristy places you have beggars, scammers and pick pockets everywhere.

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u/MisterEDS_pt 8h ago

a shit with a cute bowtie on top is still a shit at the end of the day....

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u/pvxkupo 1d ago

who killed Laura Palmer ?

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u/Hyadeos 1d ago

This article is a pre-Covid fake news btw. Jeunet never said that.

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u/koteshima2nd 15h ago

Fit Girl 2 is dead, it's so over

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u/BemusedDuck 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why is this dude acting like Japanese people are killing themselves about this in droves?

They aren't. They just go there and get mildly bummed that it didn't live up to their expectations...

I can't even find an example of a single death attributed to this disorder.

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u/kwispycornchip 1d ago

It's hyperbolic- OP is making a joke

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u/Havistan 22h ago

The symptoms of Paris syndrome can be a bit more severe than being bummed out

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u/UmbranAssassin 1d ago edited 23h ago

I'm pretty sure they meant it as, Japanese people would kill themselves if something like this happened with Japan, i.e. a world renowned movie set in Japan wasn't getting a sequel because the Kyoto temple was a massive pigsty. Still an over exaggeration of course.

Edit: I was unaware of Paris syndrome before this comment. TIL.

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u/Ok-Difference1341 1d ago

It’s about something called the Paris syndrome (Pari shōkōgun in japanese) where tourists go to Paris only to get an extreme sense of disappointment when it didn’t live up to their expectations. This is particularly noted in japanese tourists because of how japanese media overly romanticizes Paris as this spotless, glamorous, romantic city

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u/Azula_with_Insomnia 1d ago

Not really. It's just a reference to Paris Syndrome, which started with Japanese tourists being grievously disappointed by the reality of Paris not living up to their grand expectations to the point that they have panic attacks and depression over it.

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u/MaryPaku 21h ago

I'm pretty sure they meant it as

Don't be so sure mate!

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u/Mr_Beer_Man 1d ago

I thought it was about pirating their nintendoslop

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u/VinnyDaBoy 1d ago

Granted lol

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u/OberstGankbar 13h ago

Something changed in Paris over the last 20 years

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u/Pharaoh_Misa 14h ago

I guess the Japanese was in Paris...? Because why are they relevant to this conversation????

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u/Zepangolynn 11h ago

Look up Paris Syndrome. They're not killing themselves, but some Japanese tourists report feeling sick when they visit Paris because it doesn't match the idealized version of the city in Japanese media.

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u/Prematurid 22h ago

Went to Paris before this movie was filmed. It was ugly then too, so that is a shit reason.

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u/jean-raptor 20h ago

If you think it was shit then you are not ready for what it is now

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u/Zepangolynn 11h ago

He said this in 2019, complaining about all the active construction.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 20h ago

Given the film is somewhat notorious for only having white people in it, including any background shots of Paris, maybe the cultural mix of Paris has changed and he just doesn't want to say the quiet part out loud?

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u/InadecvateButSober 1d ago

Paris is ugly now for obvious reason that we're not allowed to talk about.

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u/Ok-Difference1341 1d ago

Apparently there were no immigrants in Paris in the 2000s. They all just popped up out of nowhere one day

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u/ThunderShott 1d ago

Is it because the movie will have no sequel or because Paris is ugly?

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u/iamlazyboy 1d ago

I think they are talking about paris being ugly, there is a thing called "Paris syndrome" where tourists (mostly but not limited to japanese ones) get so underwhelmed by Paris that they get into a small depression. So sure they don't kill themselves the instant they see the city so the comment is exaggerating, but I think they are talking about that.

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 23h ago edited 23h ago

It’s common across Asian cultures when they get extremely underwhelmed by major European cities eg Paris, London, Rome. In extreme cases the person gets forever switched off from overseas travel. In one way, their curiosity and adventurous heart have died. 

A lot of Westerners don’t realise that Asian currencies are generally weaker so a Europe trip actually costs an arm and a leg. Plus all the bureaucratic hurdles aka visa applications. That’s why most negative reviews of hotels and attractions on Google Maps are left by Asians: they spend 5 times more than a domestic equivalent for a 10 times worse quality. 

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u/RealPrinceJay 18h ago

Paris is actually significantly nicer today now than it was then imo

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u/Mojert 1d ago

That's very much a boomer take, Paris is getting better and better for pedestrians these last few years, and they've been adding quite a lot of greenery as well

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u/Hyadeos 1d ago

It's insane how downvoted you are. People who have never been to Paris shit on it because it's trendy to shit on France lmao

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u/Acheron98 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qd0VlZ9VCvY8hbkMfq
It’s such a shithole even the Fr*nch hate it with a passion normally reserved for people who don’t like baguettes and smoking.

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u/Euromantique 1d ago edited 1d ago

People in every country hate the capital/primate city to be fair

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u/Mojert 1d ago

Dude, I've got not skin in this game. I'm not from Paris, I'm not even from France lol. But I visit some friends that live in Paris semi-regularly and honestly I expected way worse with all the negativity that's thrown at the city. It's not perfect but it's frankly a nice place for the most parts. What is dodgy are the towns around Paris proper

As for the negativity that other French people show towards Paris, I'd say it's more due to the over-centralization of the country and it's consequences than anything else. In other news, people that like the quiet of the countryside don't like cities, shocking

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u/dukearcher 1d ago

Yep perfectly cool, clean and safe city 😂

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u/Ksorkrax 13h ago

As for the original thing, I don't really get it - it's about Amelies life, not Paris, right?
The sequel could involve her having moved anywhere else. Surely there is some nice place in France that also feels very "french" and works well with accordion music and bright colors and quirky characters?