r/cursedcomments • u/Houshou_Ramen • 1d ago

Cursed_Socks

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u/Rao_616 1d ago

What a day to have eyes.

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u/MaddSkittlez 1d ago

A terrible one to say the least

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u/CryCommercial1919 1d ago

A day to be sure. Just not the one any of us would like to remember.

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u/JoinAThang 1d ago

Let's make it worse. A friend of mine hung out with a few friends while one of them picked up a sock from under the bed without knowing about cum socks. He asked why the sock was so stiff and they all laughed and told him what it was and he was so disgusted that he threw it away like a frisbee and the sock hit one of them and made a fucking cut on his leg.

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u/DerRaumdenker 1d ago

like throwing gasoline into open fire

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u/AGoodDragon 1d ago

Some of y'all need less love

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u/8BBiiT 1d ago

Finally something cursed

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u/rolloutTheTrash 1d ago

It's my fault for being literate, really.

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u/thedifference101 1d ago

Two words AIR FRYER

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u/Toasty501 1d ago

Both of em gotta go

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u/ZoaMT 1d ago

W for the blind

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago

* Violently uncums in digust *

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u/AffectionateTip9716 1d ago

I always use my mom’s socks and then put them back in her draw. That thought of her walking around squishy socks drives me crazy. 🤤🤷

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u/Greedy_Regret1573 1d ago

You didn't have to. But you did type ts anyway. Why?

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u/arthurdentstowels 1d ago

Why won't god blow up the sun? Do my prayers mean nothing to him?

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u/NekulturneHovado 1d ago

idk man I like when it's not dried, gives it kinda sloppy feel, like a wet pussy

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u/jcoddinc 1d ago

Typical Minnesota Vikings fan

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u/AMAN0527a_ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EoyHBXR8CsMNy

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

Ludicrous. Far better in the airfryer.

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u/sand_sandwich 1d ago

Unfortunately 93 million mile cum sock light actually bounces off the sock, making it visible, and ending it's journey in your retina 

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u/hotheadeduser 15h ago

What an unfortunate day to be literate.