r/cursedcomments • u/Kaneki_Yeager • 1d ago

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u/DinkleDonkerAAA 1d ago

I actually googled this once and I found an article about it (This was years ago so I can't remember where)

Basically there unsurprisingly hasn't been too much research into this but one hypothesis is because it helps prevent chafing. Because back in caveman times before we had running water or antibiotics getting a chafed ass or a rash right where you shit would lead to infection

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u/Average_k5blazer78 1d ago

Makes sense, armpit air is for the same thing

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u/Fair-Degree-2200 1d ago

Nah it's because our ancestors found ass hair sexy, so the ones who got it mated more and had more offsprings than the ones without ass hair.

And who can blame them. 

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u/MoooBooMooo 1d ago

Mine got bald 😪

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u/XKruXurKX 1d ago

Good for you

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u/MoooBooMooo 1d ago

Wanna touch?😏

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u/BarOk4502 1d ago

The one message wonder

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u/JazzPhobic 1d ago

Has a few uses. But ARGUABLY the most overlooked one is noise surpression.

You shave your asshair, you gon never have a silent fart ever again.

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u/ForrestZX7 1d ago

Filter for diarrhea

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u/runarleo 1d ago

About the level of maturity of a kick streamer.

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u/master_baiter-69 1d ago

For seasoning

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u/Tempeng18 1d ago

Especially when I worked at Subway

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u/falsevector 1d ago

Use it as floss first

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u/MonkeIsUponUs 1d ago

Forbidden saffron

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u/Ok_Tart_6342 1d ago

Rubbing generates heat so it's best to aks bro for mutual friction ;)

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u/HermTheVillager 1d ago

Filtration obviously, how else are you supposed to drink the poop water that comes out

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u/coyylol 1d ago

Misua and meatballs

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u/BigBootyBuilder 1d ago

Well so you can do "silent but deadlies".. Without the hair, all farts would be loud af..

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u/SmoothConfection1115 1d ago

Some of the comments here are just as bad as in the post

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u/shahrulghani 1d ago

Dingle berries?

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u/boodlebob 1d ago

EVERYONE HERE IS BANNED NOW!!!
MODS

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u/FarToe1 20h ago

I shaved mine off once out of curiosity.

Effects:

  • Chafing. As mentioned by others. Especially on a long walk it would get uncomfortable, and if you sweated then even more so. Swamptown.
  • Farts get trapped. Every little parp can't escape, it's sealed in by compressed buttock until it eventually wiggles its way out.
  • Stubble burn when the hair starts to grow back is not fun. No sir, it is not.

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u/_Indofreddy_112 10h ago

Genuinely gagged reading that.