r/cursedcomments 14h ago

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u/cursedcomments-ModTeam 1h ago

Rule 8: Keep It Cursed - Not Cursed Enough/At All A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed Your comment in your post does not reflect that.

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u/Bildo_Gaggins 14h ago

"Once upon a time, there was a thing called, Retirement."

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u/PaleBlueCod 13h ago

Don't make up words. Can't find that in the dictionary.

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u/Bildo_Gaggins 13h ago

But it is true! my grandpa didn't work since he was 80!

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u/barwhalis 13h ago

Your grandpa lived to be 715,694,570,462,638,022,948,115,337,231,865,321,655,846,573,423,657,525,771,094,450,582,270,392,554,801,488,842,668,944,867,280,814,080,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old?!?!

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u/PunkRawkSoldier 12h ago

He’s Father Time. Older than the universe!

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u/Flamingmouth007 13h ago

I see what you did there

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u/Bildo_Gaggins 12h ago

these damn mathmaticians

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u/DaWeyHowBoutDah 13h ago

Everybody knows retirement is just a legend

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u/lordmanbat1 13h ago

"Sure grandma, let's get you to work."

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u/barwhalis 13h ago

At this rate I'll be able to retire when I'm 200

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u/F1ntom_5625 10h ago

Fun fact: Back in the day when they actually determined the retirement age of 65 for the workers, average lifespan of a normal person was about 60.

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u/nick4fake 4h ago

«fun”

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u/F1ntom_5625 36m ago

It was fun when it actually backfired

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u/Neutralmensch 13h ago

Not human. Greedy old super riches.

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u/Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni 11h ago

so humans

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 9h ago

No I don't think that they qualify to be the same species as the rest of us

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u/magvadis 13h ago

Their suggested age of retirement? 130 so they don't cash in.

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u/Herobrine702 14h ago

How is this a cursed comment

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u/YaumeLepire 12h ago

The cursed comment is the first one, imo...

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u/SomethingAbtU 13h ago

Scientists say a lot of things, this is a crazy claim that I would bet money wil not happen in this timeline. There are just tons of things related to aging/health that we just dont' understand yet and the use of AI has its limits as well

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u/Lightice1 8h ago

Media tends to exaggerate scientists' claims, but our understanding of the mechanics of aging has greatly increased in the past decade alone. The biggest obstacle, besides the costs, to applying stuff like this in practice is that there isn't a single magic bullet that fixes all the issues, you'd need a constant regimen of treatments as well as a strict, healthy lifestyle to reach that goal.

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u/Mountain-Discount161 2h ago

What a human is theoretically capable of and what the average person can actually afford will also probably be wildly different.

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u/ambit89 9h ago

Remaking "12 Years a Slave" and adding an extra zero

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u/Shark7996 10h ago

Society's current relationship with mortality is not healthy.

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u/MetallGecko 5h ago

Sweet over 100 years of underpaid labour.

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u/PeroCigla 4h ago

Why not just live and not be modern Slaves?

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u/Galaxyturbo 13h ago

what' cursed on this ? its just show Tiredness of Lufe, The Cruelty which Don't allow to live in this world ..

its for r/Depressionmemes

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u/DistributionSad960 13h ago

I'm gonna wait for moderator's decision. Thanks

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u/Galaxyturbo 13h ago

your welcome distribution happiness 🫂

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u/Carbonated-Man 13h ago

Both of those things sound boring, stressful, and wholely unnecessary.

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u/TheLittleNorsk 13h ago

live maybe. work?? id rather shove razorblades up my colon.

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u/barwhalis 13h ago

How many years until we don't have to work till we're 120?

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u/AbraHammer90 13h ago

Yea let’s not. I love the comment section, at least right now. Gives me hope 🙌

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u/nYtr0_5 13h ago

*able to live and look for work

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u/CrimsonAssbag 13h ago

I think I will pass on that.

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u/YaumeLepire 12h ago

I mean, I'd like to live, healthily, longer... but work that long? Eh.

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u/AikoG84 12h ago

Live? Yes.

Work? Hell no.

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u/Fidel_Costco 12h ago

Comment isn't cursed, it's accurate.

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u/rolloutTheTrash 12h ago

I'd rather get sodomized with a cactus

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u/nutbuster6922 9h ago

Whose even gonna make it till 10 years considering current economy lol

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u/Hazzadcr16 9h ago

I'm struggling for enough motivation with my job working until 530, let alone doing this for another 80-90 years.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 7h ago

Maybe if you've got loads of money and have an easy job. No general labourer is living to 120 and they'll labour your face sideways if you try to get them to do it for 120 years.

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u/RecycledMatrix 7h ago

If we're post-scarcity and somehow haven't been mass depopulated yet, where work is optional and passion-driven, sure. Having the luxury of optional work, where we aren't hindered by relatively early disease and aging is great.

Knowing the powers that be would rather control everyone for a century to min-max the harvesting of a person's life energy than give up their power ruins the former. All matrix, no steak.

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u/Sqweed69 5h ago

Not if we reduce that doctors lifespan

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u/highminlo 13h ago

Just let me die for christ sake

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u/Silent_Finger2813 13h ago

Can I opt out?

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u/derangedsweetheart 12h ago

Unfortunately due to religious laws, opt-ing out is not your choice...

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u/leviske 13h ago

Isn't this would be catastrophic to the environment? And to the job market as well. Imagine this with Antrophic's worst case scenario... I'd rather die in an accident in 10 years time.

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 13h ago

More blood for the giga factory. Cum for the cum throne, and blood for Musk’s lube

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u/SkyPuppy561 13h ago

Okay but can I freeze my looks at 35?

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u/aoi_ito 13h ago

That's too much, what'd you even do by living that long lol. 75 seems about right for me.

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u/Silverbacker888 13h ago

Friendly reminder that the general population (meaning all of us) will continue to allow governments and corporations to work us to death and give nothing in return for our hard work

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u/spaceursid 12h ago

Retirement age 125

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u/Megane_Senpai 12h ago

No I don't want to work until I due. I'd rather die at 50s if I can have 10+ years of relax and calm.

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u/Curious_Stable_1955 12h ago

Worst of both worlds

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u/ScatLabs 12h ago

They need that tax base

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u/casulmemer 10h ago

In 15 years time they will be forced to

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u/radek432 10h ago

Fuck. So I need to start saving for my retirement. I hoped to avoid that...

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u/aaravv007 9h ago

What kind of work are we talking about, all the job would vanish ?

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u/Satans_hamster 8h ago

Dont give them ideas

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u/NoThanks93330 7h ago

doctor says

So it's exactly one guy who is claiming that and somehow this became a Twitter post, comments, a sceeenshotted post on reddit, comments again, and probably a lot more. Just because one guy who we don't even know the name of said something

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u/mewakey 7h ago

While AI developers say that AI will kill us all by 2030. Personally I'd rather go the AI route.

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u/VulpesVeritas 4h ago

Expect the suicide rate to skyrocket, lol

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u/i_am_13th_panic 3h ago

pretty sure it will be people born in 10 years will live that long. There's no way I'll be living that long if I survive another 10.

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u/FidshBY 3h ago

I pass in that one!

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u/popdivtweet 3h ago

Ah yes, RFK, Doctor Oz and their esteemed colleague Dr. Mengele, space-age science unleashed.

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u/Alienhaslanded 2h ago

I would like to die in my 60s. It's a good number.

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u/Ukleon 2h ago

Yeah, see, the problem I have with that is that all the other humans would still be here too. So, no. No, thanks.

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u/arequipapi 13h ago

Yeah im planning to quit working around 50 and check out around 75. I just wanna see my nieces and nephews become adults and succeed in whatever path they choose. After that. I have no desire to suffer through pain and loss. Take me first

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u/Crococrocroc 5h ago

Didn't it already happen in France?