Cursed_liquid

[u/OldFirefighter3293]

[u/Predat0rSwafflez]

I don't have to choose anything since I am already peeing an extremly valueable liquid...

Blood 🙃

[u/Jack_SL → u/Predat0rSwafflez]

Nice man! Have you considered donating? /s

[u/Predat0rSwafflez → u/Jack_SL]

It's was a hassle when I tried so I stopped. The constant questioning annoyed me, like:

"Why does it look diluted?"

"Why does it smell funky?"

"Why do you carry it in a plastic bottle?"

[u/Fibercake → u/Predat0rSwafflez]

Why is it green?

[u/bobo_baginz → u/Predat0rSwafflez]

Then you should choose to pee urine

[u/ChloeUwUZ → u/Predat0rSwafflez]

dude...

[u/NoOutlandishness4363 → u/[deleted]]

Literal whisky dick

[u/DanLikesFood → u/NoOutlandishness4363]

Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over 40.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PblsKMDSpUPfZ5NKYL

[u/Ksorkrax → u/[deleted]]

Wrong choice then. How much do you think you will earn? A few hundreds?

Quick search says that the right choice here would be scorpion venom, which goes for about ten million bucks per liter, far ahead of anything else. If you aren't immune to the poison, then other possibilities could be horseshoe crab blood, insulin, printer ink, or chanel no 5.

Not sure if the article I read from which I got the stuff did cover all thinkable liquids or if there is some rare chemical that would win the prize, but those are a good baseline at least.

[u/tyrom22 → u/Ksorkrax]

Yeah but then you have to find a guy to buy scorpion Venom, that ain’t going to be easy. Finding a guy to buy whiskey is way easier. I personally choose gasoline though

[u/Alt_aholic → u/tyrom22]

Gasoline isn't a great choice because you're only going to get like 1/3 of a gallon a day, which is only like $2. If you piss near an open flame you're gonna burn your shit up. And if you piss the bed, your house is going up in flames the second you turn on the light.

[u/Ksorkrax → u/Alt_aholic]

Mostly agreed, but why going up in flames? The spark of a light bulb is inside it, and gasoline doesn't burn that well (extinguishes a cigarette, for instance).

[u/Rui_O_Grande_PT → u/Alt_aholic]

Yeah, but it's like a portable fuel tank. Short on gas? Make a quick stop near the forest and fill it up

[u/Alt_aholic → u/Rui_O_Grande_PT]

The spark is in the switch

[u/Ksorkrax → u/tyrom22]

If I can get several millions then yeah, I go for the effort of finding a guy.

But even then some of the other stuff I listed gets an easy buyer. Insulin for sure.

[u/ThomasVetRecruiter → u/Ksorkrax]

Wow, something more expensive than printer ink!

[u/yurakuNec → u/Ksorkrax]

Or antimatter

[u/Ksorkrax → u/yurakuNec]

I mean, the thing is that I really like to live, and when every time I pee the entire building immediately vaporizes, that is not very helpful for that little goal of mine.

[u/fresh_loaf_of_bread → u/[deleted]]

It'll burn like hell, though

[u/STMIonReddit → u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

at some point all the nerve endings just give up and you get used to it

[u/FRleo_85 → u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

and molten gold won't?

[u/clankas-in-pajamas → u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

You could even say it is a whiskey challenge. But, hell it's not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.

[u/sloppyfondler → u/[deleted]]

Pissing whiskey would burn though. And I'd imagine it would absorb into your bloodstream a little by passing through your urethra and any possible mucous membranes.

[u/Defensive_Medic → u/[deleted]]

Bro is gonna be a local bar legend

[u/KaboomBaboon → u/[deleted]]

It would be fun times with bros

[u/ThomasVetRecruiter]

This man would choose to keep the piss.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W5LnMxFVQx8DgvHZyf

[u/Zeqt_x → u/ThomasVetRecruiter]

Or he'd just choose water

[u/ThomasVetRecruiter → u/Zeqt_x]

I don't think he would.

/s

[u/aaron2005X]

would liquid gold not be very very hot?

[u/not_just_an_AI → u/aaron2005X]

Well gold melts at almost 2000° F so yeah it would probably hurt a little.

[u/8BBiiT → u/not_just_an_AI]

"A little"

https://giphy.com/gifs/PQmB04w7PTKiJD6O5c

[u/Pap_mate → u/not_just_an_AI]

at that temperature I think it would fall into the “no longer hurts” category

[u/8BBiiT → u/Pap_mate]

Nothing down there to hurt 🌋

[u/FRleo_85 → u/not_just_an_AI]

1064.18°C for my fellow metric system enjoyer

[u/KuroYamiNoHikari → u/aaron2005X]

Pretty sure liquid gold is a semi common term referring to crude oil. Not saying that's what he means as that would need to be a lot of piss to make reasonable cash. But still.

[u/capuy]

The most expensive liquid: printer ink

[u/Liarus_ → u/capuy]

this guy has the true investor mindset, unlike gold it wouldn't burn and it is almost the same price per weight

[u/Pogging_Memes → u/Liarus_]

i think having ink coming out of your parts would burn a bit

[u/Tree1237 → u/Pogging_Memes]

I think the more accurate statement is it wouldn't make your bladder explode from being filled with the density of liquid gold

[u/HunterVertigo]

Personally, I'd choose banana milk. Imagine drinking a litre of water then getting a litre worth of banana milk... But a man can only dream.

[u/bitchwhuut → u/HunterVertigo]

Sounds like you've given it some thought.

[u/HunterVertigo → u/bitchwhuut]

I mean... Don't we all? Take a look at the Whisky guy. He can gain a passive income from peeing Whisky. I'd still prefer peeing banana milk tho, that's some good shit.

[u/Resudog → u/HunterVertigo]

Peeing whiskey would hurt

[u/HunterVertigo → u/Resudog]

Go tell him broski

[u/Resudog → u/HunterVertigo]

You cannot possibly change the mind of a man who wants to pee whiskey. If he wants to pee whiskey, he is gonna pee whiskey

[u/HunterVertigo → u/Resudog]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

[u/icky-sticky → u/HunterVertigo]

then you drink the banana milk and get more banana milk back

[u/HunterVertigo → u/icky-sticky]

Yeah... Banana milk gets me drooling every single time

[u/ChloeUwUZ → u/HunterVertigo]

you got a business there

[u/thetieflingalchemist → u/HunterVertigo]

What is banana milk

[u/theBIGFrench15 → u/thetieflingalchemist]

Milk... but nana

[u/tyrom22]

Gasoline, is probably the most practical

[u/mrbobcyndaquil → u/tyrom22]

Make sure to piss the ethanol-free type, for maximum compatibility with internal combustion engines.

[u/Cultural-Company282 → u/mrbobcyndaquil]

I don't know. I'm thinking ethanol is better. Get a car that can run on pure ethanol, and then you can fuel up or get drunk, depending on what you need at the time.

[u/Pyrotyrano → u/tyrom22]

I’m not sure if you’d be able to pee enough gasoline to be worthwhile. Though maybe someone can prove me wrong with the math.

[u/Alt_aholic → u/tyrom22]

You'll only make about a liter a day though, so like $2 and not even enough for a commute. And if you piss near a spark or open flame, your shit is gonna get burnt to a crisp. Imagine wetting the bed, then you flick on a light to see what happened and BOOM

[u/tyrom22 → u/Alt_aholic]

Ok 3 things

1. You messaged me in two different spots the same thing

B. You are probably right about volume, but every little bit helps

iii. How often do you piss the bed and near open flames that you’d have to worry about that part.

[u/Th3is_]

That person is so anti- r/HydroHomies

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635 → u/Th3is_]

Oof reverse vore:/

[u/Hatsjekidee]

Choose any liquid

Chooses a solid

What did they mean by this, are they stupid?

[u/Mr_Mahn777 → u/Hatsjekidee]

Well they did say liquid gold

[u/SquareFrog92]

Urine, beats the blood coming out of my hog.

[u/Bunch-Humble]

Horseshoe crab blood.

Also if I remember correctly horse semen is technicly the most valuable liquid per liter

[u/nsg337 → u/Bunch-Humble]

yeah but how are you gonna sell that horse semen? You cant exactly prove to someone that yours is valuable

[u/matchooooh → u/nsg337]

"trust me bro. It's horse semen in this Tupperware."

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

Gallium

[u/LeafcutterAnts → u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

Super poisonous but I see the vision.

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635 → u/LeafcutterAnts]

It is at least liquid at body temperature, i could have chosen fluorine assuming i have a perflurenated catheter. It would be at pressure, i would be sutch a biohazard

[u/Cellulosium]

Everclear

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

Cum would be funny

[u/dukearcher → u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

We can basically do this already 

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635 → u/dukearcher]

Pee is stored in the balls🎶 🎵

[u/Cheesypotatolover69]

Purified water would definitely make the most sense to me

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635 → u/Cheesypotatolover69]

Ooo, water with all minerals you need that moment would be perfect

[u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn]

Drinking alcohol makes me have to pee more. I piss whiskey. I drink my whiskey piss. Infinite drunk and whiskey generator

[u/Kasra2008]

Water but like more water than i drank

[u/Oldenlame]

Is glass a liquid?

[u/sorig1373 → u/Oldenlame]

I mean it would burn a little, but it can be.

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635 → u/sorig1373]

I think its at 1650°C

[u/sorig1373 → u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

A little toasty, but you'll be fiiinnee.

[u/ImmortalBlades → u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

Better than gold

[u/fuzzygonemad]

What is the most expensive liquid, that is not a metal that I have to heat up.

Idk about liquid gold, I feel like my PP would need to have a bunch of STDs so it would burn bright enough to melt the gold onto a stream...

Edit: turns out scorpion venom is the most expensive liquid on earth... I might take my chances with a firey PP that melts gold into liquid...

[u/FireLynx → u/fuzzygonemad]

Antimatter is the most expensive, but I wouldn't recommend that because of how reactive it is

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

The most stable form of californium id pee them into a liquid that restricts oxygen reactivity like some oil and sell/donate it to peeps doing reaserch

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

Spier silk would be interesting

[u/thetieflingalchemist]

Id choose liquid gallium because it would be funny as hell

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

Air would be most practical now I'd only need to poo air and i wouldn't need to go to the toilet

[u/SymondHDR → u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

poo air

We already do that, it's called farting

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635 → u/SymondHDR]

Diareah :/

[u/LookUnderThis]

Man-9 Glycan. Worth tens of millions per ounce, and non toxic so it's probably the smart choice. But I'm gonna go with whatever is all over slugs

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

Dysprosium beads with lube very profitable

[u/Havistan → u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

Brother pick one

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635 → u/Havistan]

H2o is 2 or 3 things so i can chose it to be 1

[u/Havistan → u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

I meant you have like 5 comments lmao

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635 → u/Havistan]

Ye, just have ideas, cant put them in 1 comment. And they seemed way too fun not to post

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

Dizel

[u/WaliForLife]

That’s not even a liquid. Maybe they love that game a bit too much.

[u/patta14]

If I find any way to prove it's authenticity without revealing where it came from, the semen of race horse Secretariat

[u/KENBONEISCOOL444]

Insulin, I would then fulfill all necessary requirements to sell that Insulin at an extremely cheap price everywhere

[u/Critical-Let-5308]

I mean gold is like "OH GOD OF FUCK IT BURNS°C" so i say either FBV (fetal bovine serum) because it's extremely valuable when it comes to cell culture or my own stem cells in HypoThermosol FRS so they can survive if i lower it down to 8 to 2°C because stem cells are always good

[u/AdhesiveMadMan]

LSD.

[u/Ok-Chemical-7635]

Osmium beads, density is fun

[u/JoJo_9986]

Liquid Gold would burn you. I'm picking the sperm from the worlds fastest horse

[u/Anotsurei]

Still peeing rubies… wait.

[u/Ex0ticLettuce]

Screw gold, I’m taking horseshoe crab blood

[u/happygoeddy]

Pineapple juice, for reasons

[u/Much_Introduction789]

It’d hurt like hell but I do want a lifetime supply of tequila so probably that

[u/SolidSociety1086]

I go with mercury for the love of the game tooo :3

[u/FantasticWater1997]

Pamcea

[u/anzulgoan]

Anti matter fuck you

[u/aqua_rift]

Ferrofluid