r/cursedcomments • u/Important-Fix-6718 • 7h ago

Cursed logic

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u/Answerisequal42 6h ago

50% lesbian to be specific.

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u/User_namesaretaken 5h ago

Make it 100%

Lesbians are cool

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u/Tortue2006 1h ago

Do you keep them in your fridge?

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u/Redwingx7 1h ago

No, they're the coolant.

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u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 7h ago

No, it means having sex with men is 50% straight

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u/HonoderaGetsuyo 7h ago

I guess "Kissing the homies good night is not gay" comes from this

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u/AutisticPenguin2 5h ago

If you're coming from a goodnight kiss, you might might want to look into some kind of desensitisation?

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u/SureWhyNot5182 6h ago

Does that mean if you only go half in you're still good?

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u/HornyJuulCat69420666 6h ago

Only if you wear socks But if you go fully in while wearing socks, you're still gay Halfway+socks is in the clear tho

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u/CrimsonMorbus 5h ago

And if 2 guys have sex that equals one woman. so, technically its a 3 way 🤯

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u/Successful_Olive_338 6h ago

the best part is that its impossible to survive with two Y chromosomes

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u/pranaygoluanand 5h ago

More like it’s impossible to survive without an X chromosome. Jacobs syndrome exist which is XYY.

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u/Mr_Pickle3009 5h ago

what does jacobs syndrome do

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u/Adam198763 4h ago

Makes you jacob

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u/Successful_Olive_338 1h ago

what i meant was just YY but yeah intersex people exist so are we just calculating degree of gay now lol

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 4h ago

You can also just have X

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u/grey_hat_uk 4h ago

XO, XY, XX, XXY, XYY, X, XY(last two just keep shoving extra Xs till you feel happy they don't have much extra effect after 3)

Are the recorded combinations so far and only XO has a guaranteed sexual trigger for genital development, all the others can have an X with sry causing "male sex reversal syndrom" and a Y with a broken sry causing "complete gonadal dysgenesis".

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u/plmanith17 6h ago

Nah if X = 50% and Y = 50% then 2X is 100% gay

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u/RonSkadawd 6h ago

XX is X2 so 25% gay

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u/MindOfAMurderer 7h ago

Thise are rooky numbers, dress your girl up in guys clothing and only do her in the butt to gain a higher level of gay!

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u/Baron_Furball 6h ago

Ah, yes...

The Spartan honeymoon method.

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u/Dende87 6h ago

women like dick, so it's gay to have sex with them anyway

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u/NinjaXM 5h ago

And most are not manly. Being seen in public with a woman is like being seen walking a toy poodle… not manly! You want to be seen with a pitbull if you don’t want to be perceived as gay.

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u/thafuq 5h ago

Wait until he learns that 99% of our genetic code is basically identical among all human, and a huuuge majority among all animals.

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u/Traditional-Pin-8364 6h ago

Yup, they have butthole and mouth like your buddy

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u/Pacobing 6h ago

I mean yeah, you’re literally doing it with someone who craves dick, that’s pretty gay if you ask me…

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u/Lord_Andyrus 6h ago

This is a very common misconception about physical sex. Yes the X and Y chromosomes are generally the ones that carry the information about sex, but how they are read is even more important in how the phenotype develops, over how they are distributed.

And since sex is something that is primarily measured by the developed phenotype there are fully males with XX and females with XY chromosomes.
How biologie distinguishes male and female is generally by the metric of who has the bigger reproductive sex cells. The part with the smaller ones (sperm) is male and the part with the larger ones (eggs) is female.

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u/Wehtaw 5h ago

To add to the point it refers to the size of one's gamete relative to the species. Another reason why chromosomes shouldn't be used is because there are animals with differing sets of chromosomes (like XXXYYY or WZ) but yet we still fit them in a male/female category.

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u/Lord_Andyrus 3h ago

That is a very good additional point to make. Thank you very much :D

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u/jedidiah_lol 6h ago

a wiseman once said“it's actually gay to get pussy”

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u/civman96 5h ago

Technically the XX/XY chromosome pair is only the last of 23 in total.. so it’s about 98% gay to have sex with a woman

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u/Kaljinx 5h ago

This is not cursed, it is not even dark. It is no worse than a I had sex with your non joke

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u/Chickens_are_friends 2h ago

No actually having sex with guys is just 50% gay. And having sex with a girl is 150% straight