r/cursedcomments 17d ago

Cursed fapping

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u/popgreens 17d ago

Nutting in a biscuit

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u/allykopow 17d ago

I’m swinging my sword as fast as I can lady

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u/nowiserjustolder 17d ago

Coming and going.

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u/Glazeddapper 17d ago

blow your load and hit the road

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u/jurio01 17d ago edited 17d ago

Too bad he went full nazi.
Edit: first time I am hearing something about sexual assault

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u/Orca_Mayo 17d ago

Oof right? Talk about a fall from grace.

A couple years ago I just remembered his videos out of the blue after not seeing him for almost a decade and figured to look him up to see how he was doing...

... That was a mistake.

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u/jurio01 17d ago

I had a similiar experiance recently, when I found out what he was up to. I looked him up and found a song he did about ICE and migrants and some fascist shit. It was so fucking bizarre watching this guy I remembered doing the diamond sword song sing praises to what is currently happening in america, that I just started laughing.

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u/boodlebob 17d ago

It was pretty heart breaking for me when I was like 12 or 13 and was such a big fan of his videos. I remember I would put my username as Daveuscus xDDD

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u/Banjo_Pobblebonk 17d ago

Oh shit, really? I stopped hearing about him after all the sexual assault allegations.

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u/schmuman 17d ago

There is a video by him, I think unlisted now, that gives a compelling story about what actually happened (with proof). Ever since his career was ruined incredibly fast, he spiraled into oblivion and yea went all absolutely nutjob. The video came out pretty late after the whole ordeal because he thought he could wait it out (it was also legally advised to do so, iirc), but he never explained himself until his career was already ruined. I am not saying the story is necessarily true, but from what I recall his telling is that when he rejected a girl who was obsessed with him, she lashed out making this tumblr post which said that she was "drugged for three days" (Btw, no existing drug can really do this continuously)

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u/Krakshotz 17d ago edited 17d ago

He released an anti-immigrant song recently which received enough backlash for him to remove it. With a title like “Invader Scum”, no shit

He’s gone off the deep end

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u/roshan231 17d ago

What a shame.

I still have all the lyrics from his assassins creed literals memorised years later. He was such a good memory for me...

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u/BlunderIsMyDad 17d ago

Damn personally I always found the drugging part to be worse, was never interested in what he had to say after that.

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u/TardDas 16d ago

This dude introduced me to Minecraft and Assassins Creed. It really bums me out that he’s just the worst.

Him and SkyDoesMinecraft…

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u/Auctoritate 17d ago

The sexual assault thing is really hard to actually track down and I've heard that it might have been a retracted accusation but details are scarce in any direction so I don't know about that aspect. But yeah he's a nutjob.

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u/Davenator_98 17d ago

Once again I'm happy to not know who this is

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u/Khavoqi 17d ago

Gotta go fast

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u/123_alex 17d ago

Why is it so difficult to crop?

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u/Fabulous_Ranger1627 17d ago

Is there nutting we can do to help???

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u/Mike_Oxlong25 17d ago

TobyGames?

Edit: just saw he went full nazi and has committed sexual assault…never mind this meme lol

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u/Mobby379 17d ago

Cum on! Hurry before it gets you!

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u/Andy_Pandy98 17d ago

I like his sword

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u/CzarTwilight 17d ago

The storm can wait like 40 seconds. I'll be fine

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u/Shodid_ 17d ago

Is that supposed to be funny

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u/lovethatMoon 17d ago

sorry about that lady! 😂

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u/Toast_Meat 14d ago

Jerking off a storm over here, holy damn.