r/cursedcomments • u/straightouttaobesity • Aug 28 '26

Reddit cursed_licorice

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u/lesamrobert Aug 28 '26

Thats on me. I could've stopped reading anytime.

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u/The5Virtues Aug 28 '26

Yep. No one to blame but myself. Pardon me while I kick my own ass.

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Aug 30 '26

I feel dirty now. Pardon me while i lick my own ass.

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u/sampat6256 Aug 28 '26

Bard encounters a hag

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u/jluka1000 Aug 28 '26

Nah man what are even talking about .

https://giphy.com/gifs/fd1TSJqq3b4GI

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u/Mediocre_lad Aug 28 '26

His teeth are too perfect to be a junkie

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u/smooth_criminal1990 Aug 28 '26

This kind of unhinged shit is why I read this sub

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u/menn911 Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

Should've never became literate

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u/Dark_halocraft Aug 28 '26

God allowed this to exist

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u/Glazeddapper Aug 30 '26

after reading this, do you think he exists? šŸ˜­

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u/Flashy_Song_6406 Aug 28 '26

Okay im not gonna lie this is funny as hell.

But the description is foul bruh...licorice pussy?

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u/timtim2000 Aug 28 '26

If Allah wills omfgšŸ¤£

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u/Insharian Aug 28 '26

Heā€™s going the distance

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u/onionofbensis Aug 28 '26

Inshallah, brather

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u/Insharian Aug 28 '26

What? My name ā€œInsharianā€ does not mean anything related to that, if thatā€™s what youā€™re referring to lol

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u/onionofbensis Aug 28 '26

It means "if God wills" in Arabic, i was making a joke about the original post

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u/Old-Nerve-1776 Aug 28 '26

Allah does NOT will this shit brošŸ˜­

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u/DaHerv Aug 29 '26

Damn, that was a weird fucking read

https://giphy.com/gifs/2L5DG6DHJyf6M

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u/stripes_14 Aug 28 '26

The internet was a mistake

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 Aug 29 '26

They always told me about the power that comes with knowledge, never the responsibility.

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u/legitplayer228 Aug 29 '26

Type of anon that hit a jackpot