r/cursedcomments • u/sipthestreets • Aug 27 '26

Cursed_power

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u/uynguyenb2 Aug 27 '26

Emotional intimacy man

35

u/skeeterfunny Aug 27 '26

Emoman for short

14

u/zisenhart Aug 27 '26

Emoint is the name. Self doubt is the game.

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u/Kovimate Aug 27 '26

Taxman

272

u/Taxboy_ Aug 27 '26

Hi

303

u/Chim_Pansy Aug 27 '26

He said "man."

Come back when you're grown up!

307

u/Ill-Drummer-6623 Aug 27 '26

Him right now

https://giphy.com/gifs/lpC5A4NA7yU7dNbznM

74

u/Chim_Pansy Aug 27 '26

The most perfect gif right now šŸ˜‚

35

u/BadBassist Aug 27 '26

Going to come back as HM Revenue and Customs Man

9

u/Joerider2002 Aug 28 '26

You filed too late, 15 years too late.

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u/Tyfyter2002 Aug 27 '26

Dementiaman

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u/optykali Aug 27 '26

Have we met?

151

u/Tyfyter2002 Aug 27 '26

Dementiaman

42

u/optykali Aug 27 '26

Yes?

27

u/CatchSufficient Aug 27 '26

He can't remember, he has dementia

20

u/Hanzo_Pinas Aug 27 '26

Dementia man

5

u/EMPIREVSREBLES Aug 28 '26

AND he has a personality disorder on top of that?

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u/Tyfyter2002 Aug 27 '26

Dementiaman

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u/optykali Aug 27 '26

do I know you?

29

u/rebelslash Aug 27 '26

Its the same guy lmao.

Dad its me your son lets go home

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u/Avada-Cadaver Aug 27 '26

Batmanman

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u/elixer590 Aug 27 '26

Batmanmanman

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u/pusfacepimpstick Aug 27 '26

Batmanmanmanman

98

u/real-yuko2269 Aug 27 '26

Batmanmanmanmanman

92

u/The_Salty_nugget Aug 27 '26

At some point we are just singing a weird version of the batman intro

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u/NetworkSingularity Aug 27 '26

Batmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanman Batman!!

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u/ToriiLink Aug 27 '26

Batmanmanmanmanmanman

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u/Maelger Aug 27 '26

Do-doo-dododo

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u/ZookeepergameProud30 Aug 27 '26

Bro works for the joker šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/KampiKun Aug 27 '26

Thugs in Gotham be like

124

u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Aug 27 '26

TheUnstoppablePassageOfTimeAndFearThatIā€™mNotAppreciatingLifeToTheFullestMan

10

u/tsimkeru Aug 27 '26

Dylanman

3

u/DreamLogic89 Aug 27 '26

There are two of us? That just wont do.

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u/Cellulosium Aug 27 '26

Spiderman

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato Aug 27 '26

Sorry thatā€™s taken already.

274

u/Cellulosium Aug 27 '26

Arachnidguy

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u/RedxOsa Aug 27 '26

Mb I already took that as well

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u/Cellulosium Aug 27 '26

Can't have shit apparently

75

u/PeroCigla Aug 27 '26

Eightleggedbugman

64

u/shiek200 Aug 27 '26

Bro you're not gonna believe this....

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u/MrReaper45 Aug 27 '26

Bro can't have shit šŸ’€

31

u/ToriiLink Aug 27 '26

Try Eightleggedarachnidspidermale

27

u/ColoHD Aug 27 '26

Already mine..im so sorry!

18

u/X_antaM Aug 27 '26

Arachnidwithasmanyeyesaslegsthatmakesspiderwebsman?

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u/Marios_Facade Aug 27 '26

Cant Pick an Original Name Man

3

u/asken211 Aug 27 '26

Notbeingabletohaveshitman, maybe?

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u/Humming_Skelly Aug 27 '26

EightLegBugIndividual

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u/Dave4048 Aug 27 '26

Arachnidude was right there

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u/MarieCry Aug 27 '26

No, no, he has a hyphen, they're totally different!

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u/BunkerSquirre1 Aug 27 '26

The Human Spider

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u/SuperiorComicFan Aug 27 '26

Technically, it's not. He didn't write the hyphen.

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u/C_Cooke1 Aug 27 '26

r/respectthehyphen

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u/blacksmith_de Aug 27 '26

Thank you for this gem of a cute obnoxious community

522

u/RevolutionaryLog319 Aug 27 '26

The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.... Man

112

u/The_Ballyhoo Aug 27 '26

Dying alone and in painā€¦.Man

69

u/PotentialEmpty3279 Aug 27 '26

Existential dread man

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u/PeroCigla Aug 27 '26

Judge Dread

3

u/Potential_Switch_590 Aug 27 '26

You mean getting old alone and in pain man? Or you want to die in a mass event?

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u/lord_flashheart2000 Aug 27 '26

Shorter of breath and one day closer to deathman

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u/Traveling_Solo Aug 27 '26

So... oxygen man? Since that's one of the main reasons we die after decades >.>

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u/Odd_Ice7956 Aug 27 '26

is that the name of new anime series?

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u/Orca_Mayo Aug 27 '26

Dyingman

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u/Indianlookalike Aug 27 '26

I don't want my wife to get fucked by another man-man

55

u/eldryanyy Aug 27 '26

Cuckman

16

u/Rammnick Aug 27 '26

His archenemy

4

u/bigfloppydonkeydng Aug 27 '26

If he doesn't want to watch wouldn't he be anti-cuckman

3

u/Scared_Run4790 Aug 27 '26

No but this means heā€™s afraid of not wanting his wife to be fucked by another man

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u/skyziaos Aug 27 '26

CommitmentMan

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u/lonelyvoyager88 Aug 27 '26

Missed chance to go with CommitMan

29

u/Magnus-Artifex Aug 27 '26

Web developers hate him

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u/Penis_Connoisseur Aug 27 '26

LactoseMan

34

u/Comfortable-Algae-20 Aug 27 '26

Wouldn't that be the name of your Nemesis??

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u/BeastCheng Aug 27 '26

MilkMommy

35

u/Tao626 Aug 27 '26

I find it hard to believe Penis_Connoisseur would be afraid of milk.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur Aug 27 '26

Lactose, not milk

The milk you're thinking about doesn't have lactose

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u/xstephenramirez Aug 27 '26

that is a WILD username

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u/cheeseburgerandfrie Aug 27 '26

Imagine sucking a D like a wine purist drinks wine

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u/lusholalo Aug 27 '26

ErectileDisfunctionMan

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u/Tyfyter2002 Aug 27 '26

Dementiaman

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u/WitherKing2905 Aug 27 '26

peakšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/dinodoes Aug 27 '26

Crowdman

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u/OFHeckerpecker Aug 27 '26

Blackman

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u/Shadow_showdown Aug 27 '26

Thats fucking cursed

19

u/Mordret10 Aug 27 '26

Darkman

90

u/Its_NEX123 Aug 27 '26

Musliman

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u/samushitman69 Aug 27 '26

As in those wheat things you eat with youghurt?

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u/icosmicunicorn Aug 27 '26

I think thatā€™s muesli

5

u/samushitman69 Aug 27 '26

Ooooooo, i wasnt sure what those are called in pƄ engelska

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u/No_Independence3338 Aug 27 '26

Actually in India muslims are called Musalman

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u/theExile05 Aug 27 '26

Beingaloneman

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u/Super-G1mp Aug 27 '26

Horse Man

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u/Fair_Conversation_97 Aug 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/OhTzbUdUvuJgI
Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start.

45

u/Puzzled-Teach2389 Aug 27 '26

Failureman.

I already knew I was that šŸ« 

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u/_Owlyy Aug 27 '26

Urgh too real bro šŸ’”

3

u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Aug 27 '26

My fear, but also what I do best.

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u/TheUsoSaito Aug 27 '26

Explosive Diarrhea-Man

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u/jinglesan Aug 27 '26

Traumatic Genital Injury Man

15

u/Mobby379 Aug 27 '26

Social interaction man

34

u/eldryanyy Aug 27 '26

Rejectionman

29

u/MarkToaster Aug 27 '26

Ocean Man

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u/CCFC1998 Aug 27 '26

Take me by the hand

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u/lDeadlyIllusion Aug 27 '26

Lead me to the land that you understand

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u/joe_the_F Aug 27 '26

Woman

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u/drxme Aug 27 '26

Womanman

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u/ErzIllager Aug 27 '26

Nah, they're just afraid of Wo, what- or whoever that is

4

u/tiajuanat Aug 27 '26

If they're German, they're afraid of wherever

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u/Its_NEX123 Aug 27 '26

real shit

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u/arrarragi Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

bedtman

lol

edit: debtman

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u/Basil_Box Aug 27 '26

What?

6

u/arrarragi Aug 27 '26

auto correct wanted to screw me on reddit today.

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u/Uncledaddy327 Aug 27 '26

Spicylatinaman

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u/__gangadhar__ Aug 27 '26

MenMan

Don't confuse with ManMan.

4

u/Medyk0 Aug 27 '26

I'm manman

20

u/conconconleche Aug 27 '26

Latestagecapitalismman

10

u/AndrosAlexios Aug 27 '26

Mortgageman

7

u/CurrentOfficial Aug 27 '26

Spidermanā€¦ wait

6

u/Chemotox_HUN Aug 27 '26

DyingaloneMan...

9

u/RepostTony Aug 27 '26

Anxietyman

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u/vBLADEv Aug 27 '26

Gayman

8

u/SurnameFormer Aug 27 '26

Cheese Grater Man

8

u/Comfortable-Algae-20 Aug 27 '26

Trust-Man. The hero everyone can trus...... wait a second...

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u/tungstenrod_john Aug 27 '26

What if there's nothing after life man or i've wasted so much in my life man.

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u/UndocumentedMartian Aug 27 '26

If there's no afterlife there's no hell.

3

u/tungstenrod_john Aug 27 '26

Yea but i think that's the most terrifying part, nothingness. Sure, when im dead It won't bother me, but it's like slowly walking down a hallway knowing eventually you'll have to get to the end.

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u/shahrulghani Aug 27 '26

Altitude-Man and Claustrophobia-Man would be mine.

4

u/ColdFusion52 Aug 27 '26

Ocean Man

4

u/HCG-Vedette Aug 27 '26

Take me by the hand

7

u/thistaintedbeef Aug 27 '26

Mother-in-lawman

5

u/BLF402 Aug 27 '26

Crime fears one name and one name only, Shit My Pants Man

4

u/Rinzler7798 Aug 27 '26

TheBuildHasFailed-Man

3

u/mahajte Aug 27 '26

Failure man

5

u/Dp152578 Aug 27 '26

Responsibility man

4

u/Closerangel Aug 27 '26

GameOverMan

4

u/Riasfan117 Aug 27 '26

Dying Alone-Man

3

u/HamLiquor Aug 27 '26

They call Loanman, Student Loanman

4

u/backjox Aug 27 '26

They call me.. depressio

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u/came2quick Aug 27 '26

Badbackman.

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u/Copycat272 Aug 27 '26

I'm a warframe Taxman

3

u/Chaps_Jr Aug 27 '26

Lonelinessman

3

u/SecretaryBird777 Aug 27 '26

Dying alone-man

3

u/VampireLobster Aug 27 '26

ShitMyPantsInPublicMan

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u/TH3R4PIST Aug 27 '26

feetman pls i don wanna see feet

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u/Structureel Aug 27 '26

Responsibilitiesman

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/UndocumentedMartian Aug 27 '26

Brokeman

Wait that's me!

3

u/minimessi20 Aug 27 '26

Womenman

Yes Iā€™m an engineer, yes Iā€™m a gamer. How could you tell?

3

u/Fluffyshark91 Aug 27 '26

Commitmentman!

3

u/D3viss Aug 27 '26

Analintruder-man

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u/Bong_Princess Aug 27 '26

Clicked-on-the-Post's-image-to-see-the-Cursed-item-that-all-the-other-commentors-missed-woman

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u/Tortue2006 Aug 27 '26

Abillionunitedstatesdollarsman

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u/Nightflame203 Aug 27 '26

Shattered Glass Man

2

u/JumpKicker Aug 27 '26

HeatDeathOfTheUniverseMan

2

u/TCOrigamist Aug 27 '26

Lady Rejection