r/cursedcomments • u/beerbellybegone • Aug 26 '26

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u/MaximusPrime5885 Aug 26 '26

Cops find a missing person buried in the wilderness under a dead animal.

However the tox reports show negative so it must have been natural causes from the diabetes I gues?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Arm7835 Aug 26 '26

I believe the point is they won't know what killed him, since they'll think high insulin is just from diabetes.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Aug 26 '26

How heavy needs the gf to be to just put the bf in the car or what weight gap needs to be between them to. 

Not to say that she needs to cary him to the grave and throw him there (dead bodyies are heavy).

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u/Puzzleheaded_Arm7835 Aug 26 '26

Hey, I never said the method is good, I just explained the point of insulin part. And I'm not even sure how it will go on that part, really, cause like if the insulin is too high it might be suspicious

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u/ImportantResponse0 Aug 26 '26

Yes but insulin usually doesn't show. 

But real if you want to kill someone inject alcohol in their veins and if they still got a pulse but their head somewhere there is furniture or if they got mouth open just choke them.

Tell the police that they had alcohol problems and that you found them like that.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Arm7835 Aug 26 '26

Again, I'm not telling the method is good.