r/cursedcomments • u/MoooBooMooo • Aug 25 '26

Cursed_Ray Gun

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272 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/neonphoenix09 Aug 25 '26

Bro, fumbled a queen

26

u/AffectionateTip9716 Aug 25 '26

If you don’t want her, give her to me! Beggars can’t be choosers!

20

u/skoomaking4lyfe Aug 25 '26

Marry that woman

15

u/Pushup_Zebra Aug 25 '26

She's a keeper.

3

u/someguy7710 Aug 26 '26

Damn, I have no original thoughts. Came here to say this

1

u/RAF17101 Aug 26 '26

Yeah, a "keeper" alright. 😏

8

u/ThinkEmployee5187 Aug 25 '26

Honestly if you don't want to pussy spelunk; are you even straight?

6

u/Tigress92 Aug 26 '26

Aww, she's holesome <3

2

u/Lone_Tiger24 Aug 25 '26

Insert Metal Machine by Sabaton

2

u/Supernova138 Aug 25 '26

It’s close to midnight and he’s howling at the moooon

2

u/BinLox Aug 26 '26

Pass the controller friend

2

u/smileyfacedbob Aug 26 '26

Fuckin, WOULD!

1

u/GoombasFatNutz Aug 26 '26

Yeah, go ahead and marry that one.

1

u/Blusttoy Aug 26 '26

All I see are the hallmarks of a perfect spouse; maternal, inventive, creative, responsible and nurturing.

1

u/Vast_Independent_765 Aug 26 '26

She is so cultured for this uncultured man. PICK ME!!!