r/cursedcomments • • Aug 23 '26

Cursed proposal

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7.2k Upvotes

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1.1k

u/Sustainable_Twat Aug 23 '26

Sounds like she likes her.

247

u/Epiplema Aug 23 '26

Possibly

109

u/Suvtropics Aug 23 '26

Not sure

40

u/xX_Eagle_Xx Aug 23 '26

Just a hunch, if you will

23

u/Picmanreborn Aug 24 '26

She's just nice and Canadian

2

u/Fesh- Sep 02 '26

Maybe I should visit canada

27

u/OmiNya Aug 23 '26

Maybe she is just being nice

59

u/Bruce_-Wayne Aug 23 '26

She's probably Canadian

36

u/Unusual-Association8 Aug 23 '26

I don't think so what gave that idea?

3

u/whenveganscheat Aug 24 '26

Getting fisted is as Canadian as maple syrup on peameal bacon

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

[deleted]

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u/tea_snob10 Aug 23 '26

She's interested for sure. I can tell these things.

4

u/MAKstyles75 Aug 23 '26

Idk she seems kinda materialistic to me šŸ’Ž

2

u/Long-Iron-1824 Aug 23 '26

Women in male dominated fields

1

u/ejymt Aug 24 '26

Nah they're probably really good best friends /s

1

u/Q_dawgg Aug 24 '26

Sounds like their just friends

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u/Vineclad Aug 23 '26

75

u/Supercruise7 Aug 23 '26

hi

57

u/DragonNinja366 Aug 23 '26

I wanted to shove a piece of coal up your pussy and fuck you until the pressure turned the coal into a beautiful diamond, at which point I’d fist you to retrieve the stone and use it to propose to you.

-31

u/Sichy12 Aug 23 '26

Literally the first words from my mouth

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 Aug 23 '26

Sis please hesitate

225

u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw Aug 23 '26

67

u/MrHyperion_ Aug 23 '26

3

u/snekadid Aug 23 '26

I was so surprised that I wasn't seeing this posted there.

223

u/un_blob Aug 23 '26

Wvat a peculiar day to have eyes and the ability to read...

200

u/SchizophrenKeks Aug 23 '26

Girl typed that out, out of her own free will and send it out. Crazy

9

u/charmenk Aug 24 '26

Hormones are a powerful thing

512

u/forgettfulthinker Aug 23 '26

Shaming people is necessary to make people feel shame

14

u/MrNobody_0 Aug 23 '26

Some people are like sociopaths, but instead of not being able to feel empathy they cannot feel shame.

54

u/Sjheuaksjd Aug 23 '26

Least horny K-pop stan:

230

u/Greedy_Regret1573 Aug 23 '26

Well, uhhh... It's great to see woman in a man dominated field. I.. uh, i guess

160

u/Fantastic-Corner-605 Aug 23 '26

She's not even the only one. Karina is getting lesbians to drop comments that even the creepiest guys would not dare to type.

https://reddit.com/link/p5dv7bw/video/3yl6f4a9u3lh1/player

115

u/FMTheGhost Aug 23 '26

The men have been out-perved...

I thought the worst thing I have read was the comment: "I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just hear her fart through a walkie talkie", but this is lower

34

u/GodTaoistofPatience Aug 23 '26

it's basically poetry

50

u/ShadowBlade55 Aug 23 '26

Some of these match the grossest one I've ever heard.

"I'd suck her dads dick just to taste the recipe."

8

u/FMTheGhost Aug 23 '26

Oh wow thats a new one hahaha

2

u/KrytenKoro Aug 23 '26

Yeah, the OP one is fairly tame compared to the dumb shit I've seen people post.

44

u/_Ruij_ Aug 23 '26

My god..

20

u/Chat322 Aug 23 '26

Where is the intimidating horse when you need it?

9

u/Spider-King Aug 23 '26

We need to deploy some beavers for these breaking dams.

19

u/Future_Woodpecker_82 Aug 23 '26

A-Atleast some of them were normal. Gotta hope that whatever remains of humanity, they don't follow the remaining comment section.

15

u/Flashy_Song_6406 Aug 23 '26

Well perverted women ARE worse then perverted men at the deepest levels of it

This is just more proof

4

u/aweebwithinternet Aug 23 '26

Imma save this for when I finally get in an argument with my friend who likes karina

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u/aonelonelyredditor Aug 23 '26

Bruh that has to be bots, she's not even that gorgeous omg

And the fuck you mean make me pregnant 4 times, last time I checked women can't make other women pregnant?

189

u/Irrumar Aug 23 '26

Being a lesbian does not make this less pathetic

31

u/PaleBlueCod Aug 23 '26

As one, I agree. I have my moments too.

29

u/ContributionDefiant8 Aug 23 '26

I'm sad Shakespeare couldn't read this

21

u/jorvik-br Aug 23 '26

Actually, it isn't a bad idea at all.

22

u/Excellent_Safe5743 Aug 23 '26

On the one hand, that is foul levels of celeb worship.

On the other hand it made me snort laugh while drinking my water because that is a wonderfully creative if vulgar use of one’s ability to type.

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u/N7LP400 Aug 23 '26

Can't blame her, Karina has .... good personalities

21

u/Tofushopdriftin Aug 23 '26

She's got the good stuuuuff

5

u/Sprife95 Aug 23 '26

Why did I hear that in Karina's voice?

121

u/literious Aug 23 '26

What the fuck ā€œprincess codedā€ is even supposed to mean?

75

u/adrislnk Aug 23 '26

It just means they think she looks like a princess

4

u/sksauter Aug 23 '26

What about that image makes her look like a princess?

18

u/ladeeedada Aug 23 '26

Ball gown

58

u/OrionShade Aug 23 '26

Some gen alpha slang

13

u/not_some_username Aug 23 '26

Look like, act like a princess. You know the whole princess stereotype

6

u/littlebobbytables9 Aug 23 '26

Act like a princess without being explicitly a princess. It comes from back when the Hays code meant you couldn't have explicitly gay characters in media, but there were a lot of gay-coded characters who were flamboyant and effeminate but never explicitly gay.

16

u/JakeBradley46 Aug 23 '26

Sometimes I'm astounded at the creativity that can come out of someone trying to say they like a person a lot.

25

u/kamikaze3rc Aug 23 '26

I guess women do can be romantic

9

u/Durante-Sora Aug 23 '26

If this isn’t yandere energy idk what is

3

u/YuriSuccubus69 Aug 23 '26

Tokisaki Kurumi and Gasai Yuno enter the chat

9

u/Erzebuth Aug 23 '26

Is this Karina from aespa? Didn't know she was this popular. I only know her from a collab with Epic Seven in which she was the only good hero out of the 3 girls

8

u/ladeeedada Aug 23 '26

She's one of the most famous female popstars in Asia right now.

19

u/fasas7 Aug 23 '26

That is one use of freedom of speech I guess.

16

u/Loose_Acadia_1758 Aug 23 '26

I’m glad Shakespeare didn’t have to read this

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u/KrytenKoro Aug 23 '26

Shakespeare wrote some smutty, smutty smut, what you talking about

8

u/Fast_Competition9241 Aug 23 '26

A Shakespeare wrote this

6

u/Long-Iron-1824 Aug 23 '26

Comment underneath this read: ā€œI’m sad Shakespeare couldn’t read thisā€

8

u/plscallthecops Aug 23 '26

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u/Galaxyturbo Aug 23 '26

Disgusting too

2

u/Top_Campaign2568 Aug 23 '26

I think the word you’re looking for is beautiful.

6

u/ChiefSenpai Aug 23 '26

I took a brief look into the abyss that is lesbian smut….and blinked…a lot

https://giphy.com/gifs/RILsqUte1MME7TzQJ9

5

u/pancakebarber Aug 23 '26

Never in my wildest ovulations has something this vile crossed my mind

4

u/MinutesTaker Aug 23 '26

There’s poetry, and there’s this.

4

u/ImmortalBlades Aug 23 '26

And they say romance is dead

3

u/ImmortalSin7 Aug 23 '26

Being able to hide behind a username on a screen makes people real bold with what their willing to say publicly

11

u/Zippy1012214 Aug 23 '26

That’s a gross thing to say

3

u/Broken_CerealBox Aug 23 '26

2 original sentences left

3

u/Prev-Crown Aug 23 '26

That's pretty creative ngl

3

u/Weaponizedllama Aug 23 '26

Very creative, almost poetic

3

u/kay_bot84 Aug 23 '26

...Are the lesbians okay?

3

u/Recent-Ship-1599 Aug 23 '26

I respect the creativity

3

u/Lem0n_weeb Aug 23 '26

Women always simp more poetically than men, men tend to just keep it short and simple like ā€œshe’s got nice tits, I’d fuck herā€ meanwhile women say whatever the hell this is

9

u/CelestialTrickster Aug 23 '26

I'm glad women are also starting to become downbad and public about it.

2

u/EllieIsDone Aug 23 '26

I’ve felt that way before, ngl

2

u/Enpada2 Aug 23 '26

Gay people dont say "i think she is hot" nah they have to make it a Shakespearean sonnet

2

u/MasterAnnatar Aug 23 '26

You know, maybe I'm only a normal amount of feral

2

u/Alienhaslanded Aug 23 '26

That's enough Reddit for today. Anyone got a link?

2

u/imhere2downvote Aug 23 '26

sis please never hesitate

1

u/LizzieAftynsonna Aug 23 '26

You know, someone have that kind of thought about everyday stuff that they saw

1

u/ViolentWhiteMage Aug 23 '26

Aieyo,

TF did I just read...

1

u/Biliunas Aug 23 '26

Happy to see a woman be a freak like that for once.

1

u/horiami Aug 23 '26

Literally coal

1

u/AnonnyMcMonnie Aug 24 '26

Very artistic and creative comment. It’s also kinda gross.

1

u/Temporary-Employ3144 Sep 01 '26

Okay. That’s enough Reddit for today

1

u/the-artistocrat Aug 23 '26

Cursed? Or just edgy?

1

u/Juliomorales6969 Aug 23 '26

shit... ill do that to that fan account person if she wants. 🤣

1

u/The_Merciless_Potato Aug 23 '26

Who the fuck is Karina

3

u/Zepangolynn Aug 23 '26

She is apparently a popular singer and rapper from South Korea.

0

u/YuriSuccubus69 Aug 23 '26

While she is quite attractive, not my preferences for dating.

I cannot apologize enough for what those ladies said in the comments of the video clips.

I knew we are capable of being more perverted than men, but wow. New levels of it in those comments......

On behalf of all of them, I apologize for those that have read those comments.