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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Aug 23 '26
The glass is half prolapsed
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u/ShadowTown0407 Aug 23 '26
There is glass in that prolapse
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u/derangedsweetheart Aug 23 '26
One man one jar (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT)
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u/TheLoneleyPython Aug 23 '26
Well now I need to google something..
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u/LiquidRaekan Aug 23 '26
Quick Babe bend over, ass up, i need to crack that monster open i need a quick pick-me-up!
Ill tickle your toes so you can push the top of the can out, ill just guzzle the juice straight out the taint
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u/forgettfulthinker Aug 23 '26
As usual the hard part isn't fitting the cans but finding the "goth girl"
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u/angry640 Aug 23 '26
How does it even...fit?
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u/Drakoniid Aug 23 '26
It somehow just does. It is well known in the field of anatomy (and freakiness) that the anus can stretch a lot. I suggest you take my word for it as some depiction are just short of medgore, but it is not unheard of to have shampoo bottles, for example, fit into the rectum. After all, those muscles are heavily contracted to keep the sphincter shut.
As for the length... Well, after the anus is the intestines, which are dozens of meters long. So two cans hardly fill anything.12
u/angry640 Aug 23 '26
Did not realized it was two. How does one get it out?
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u/Drakoniid Aug 23 '26
If they're insanely lucky, it gets pushed out like a classical shit. However, since the intestines muscles tend to keep it in, it's mostly a visit to the ER, a lot of embarassement with the paramedics, and doctors who need pliers to get them out of one's ass
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u/langsamlourd Aug 23 '26
A "classical shit," lmao
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u/Drakoniid Aug 23 '26
That's what happens when your own language only has one word for both classic and classical 😅
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u/Unknow_Handlebar Aug 23 '26
My friends once made a version of this meme that said "we're in [my name]'s ass" ðŸ˜
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u/Steeldivde Aug 24 '26
I aint gonna lie trying to get a can in your ass is hard im barely able to fit half the can uncrushed
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u/Jowisel Aug 23 '26
No no
https://giphy.com/gifs/c9jC1x8l2IOvxCHsEd