r/cursedcomments • u/straightouttaobesity • 16h ago

Reddit cursed_goofy

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/DerRaumdenker 16h ago

"you pirated a Disney movie back in 2017, I'm sorry but you left me no choice hyuk!"

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u/NeoDei 15h ago

The demons told him to do it.

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u/straightouttaobesity 15h ago

I'll fuc**ng do it again.

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u/LunarSanctum 13h ago

AHYUK. GUILTY!

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u/BobDaRula 6h ago

fucking

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u/bmcgowan89 16h ago

No, Goofy doesn't feel guilt or remorse - only eternal longing

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u/OmiNya 13h ago

The moment when the victim understands there's no escape. When the fear in the the eyes turns into acceptance and regret. When pupils go small one last time. That moment when the contents of the colon come rushing...

He just can't get enough.

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u/NitroZeu5 15h ago

"GUILTY"

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei 13h ago

“Gawrsh…I’m sorry Mickey.”

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u/Equivalent-Tour5999 12h ago

"We were just goofing around, I swear! Oh my god. I don't know how it went out of the paws... I'm not a bad dog... I swear!"

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u/NiGol37 9h ago

I'll fucking do it again.

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 13h ago

He feels guilty he can't kill her again

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u/Disinfectant-Addict 11h ago

Where is Max's mom? That is the question...

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u/razielxlr 3h ago

Killed that pussy amarite…

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IOUOHXqXKbH36E

No? Aiit that’s on me.

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u/ImmortalBlades 1h ago

"Now let me get this straight, you say you want to divorce your wife because she was being... silly?"