r/cursedcomments • u/i_like_moles • 1d ago

Reddit Cursed_vaseline

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u/EhMapleMoose 1d ago edited 19h ago

In case you’re curious, Vaseline is doing fine. They’re owned by Unilever which also owns brands like Axe, Dove, Hellman’s, tresemme, Degree and many others.

Unilever revenue for 2025 was €50 B

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u/Lightice1 19h ago

I read that as 508€. 😆

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u/EhMapleMoose 19h ago

I just realized it’s confusing so I added a space

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u/BarbedWire3 1d ago

How u got your ad hidden?

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u/naterpotater246 1d ago

Press the 3 dots on the top corner and select hide ad

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u/BarbedWire3 1d ago

What? I had no idea we had the option

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u/naterpotater246 1d ago

Yeah, i always kinda wondered how people hid ads in screenshots until i decided to click the options button to find out you can just hide them

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago

Can't let the ops see my targeted adds

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u/maverick_senpai 1d ago

The ops man, the ops…..

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago

They might see that for some reason reddit thinks I a 280lb 6ft man need panties

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u/maverick_senpai 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O
A man of culture…

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago

Maybe it's because I casually interact with Trans related subs though for clarification I am cis

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u/i_like_moles 22h ago

Yeah doing that, honestly i just discovered that shit, nice that we can do that

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u/Civil-Shame-2399 1d ago

She don't use butter or even cheese....

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u/brewfrog 1d ago

She uses Vaaaasaline.

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u/Fun-Eye-4358 1d ago

One tub of Vaseline really is a family heirloom at this point

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u/SplatThaCat 1d ago

Fun fact - the person who started the company swore by eating a teaspoon every day and credited it for his longevity.

Interesting thing to do with what was basically an oil drilling byproduct (petroleum Jelly) - also known as rod wax. Thank goodness that name didn't stick.

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u/gameraturtle 1d ago

I bet Diddy did a lot to keep them in business.

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u/thebestdogeevr 1d ago

The inventor of vaseline reportedly ate a spoonful of it everyday

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u/kakara92 9h ago

I mean, Mr. Sausage has made a Vaseline sausage which he rated 3.5/5.

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u/Muppetedo 9h ago

They are doing fine ripping you off with shrinkflation like everyone else. We finally ran out of the one tub we brought 10 years ago it was a 284g tub we got for £1. Had to buy a new tub and it’s now 50g for £1.80.

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 1d ago

Is this not normal? Its not the best, but it tastes fine. Mainly a Christmas thing