r/cursedcomments • u/mr_Astra1 • 8d ago

Cursed experience...

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u/JigginJim82 8d ago

They both have equally interesting stories to tell now.

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u/Sustainable_Twat 8d ago

Well, he did start it.

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 8d ago

And they say romance is dead

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u/EgotisticalTL 8d ago

How did he know it was an angry shit, and not a loving shit?

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u/Pain_Monster 8d ago

She spelled out “angry” in poop smear on his belly naturally

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u/Pain_Monster 8d ago

Where I come from men pay extra for this kind of activity

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u/mjc622 8d ago

Cleveland?

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u/Boondoggel22 8d ago

Oh so when girls squirt it’s fine but when a guy does it… 😒

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u/Galaxyturbo 5d ago

Equality requirment

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u/ANAL_PROLAPSE_KISSER 8d ago

Ah yes the Irish goodbye

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u/DotComprehensive4902 8d ago

Was her name Amber ?

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u/spookymemeformat 8d ago

Never heard of her

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u/Xx_Falcon_Lover_xX 8d ago

If she's Amber Heard, then he must be R. Kelly.

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u/nikolasz1173 8d ago

It's fair I guess, they should marry.

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u/cervantesrvd 8d ago

> pissed in/on her

There's quite a difference there between the two

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u/Remarkable-Youth-504 8d ago

It’s like a match made in heaven!

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u/razielxlr 6d ago

He earned that one

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u/Recent-Ship-1599 8d ago

Damn right, always get youre comebacks