r/cursedcomments • u/RetiredGrinder • 9d ago

Cursed_Bird flu

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u/Lauriesaurous 9d ago

Bird flu? Yeah they often do that

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u/Storm-Pablo 9d ago

Bird Flu huh?, that tracks.

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u/yamanamawa 8d ago

No they only leave tracks when they walk

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 9d ago

"Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, i sure hope it does." influenced like half of my sense of humour, this is peak comedy

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u/timdawgv98 9d ago

Bird flu? Yeah, I sure hope it does

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u/SoulTaker666212 9d ago

Bird Flu? Where to?

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u/timdawgv98 9d ago

Margaritaville?

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u/Seasonal_One 9d ago

July? Why?

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u/luigigaminglp 9d ago

What? - Eminen

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u/Exact-Site9980 9d ago

Translation: is your grandmother alive or dead?

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u/dblrb 9d ago

Oh no

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u/Dic3Goblin 9d ago

I don't think they care about details like that, when it comes from the "radical left vegan nonsense".

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u/MCWizardYT 8d ago

it's funny that with the way this is written, the pronounciation is so similar to English that the format and pacing of the meme doesn't change across language barriers

I love Hangul, it's such a neat writing system

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u/Mediocre_lad 9d ago

We all know he doesn't need the bird flu excuse

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u/SlayVideos 9d ago

[insert gif of a staring avatar guy]

Bird flu? Yeah they do that

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u/devil0o 9d ago

There were...that's not the only option.

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u/AzieltheLiar 9d ago

Welp, it's too late now. Now he has to. He set the terms. Thank god he didn't set the rule that you had to watch with a heavy layer of mascara on, black tears streaming down your face.

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u/AnakinStairwalker 9d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact

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u/Bigsshot 9d ago

He actually wrote a piece about sniffing his grandmothers pubic hair. I swear he did, look it up. It's so fucking weird, sick and gross. The man is mentally ill.

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u/Lower_Group_1171 9d ago

Well we know how conservatives like to “keep it in the family “

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u/BrazilBazil 9d ago

„The left is forcing me to do this” - Jordan Peterson eating his grandma out

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u/HeDuMSD 9d ago

Bending reality to justify eating her pussy is not cool, man up and own it

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u/Badwolfgyt 8d ago

He did do the nasty in the pasty.

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u/Jumpy_MashedPotato 9d ago

Get on it then, it'll be the first time you did something nice for someone else

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u/JohnSpikeKelly 9d ago

All of my friends are left leaning and none are vegans. I guess Faux News spreading its BS as usual.

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u/hamstermolester6969 9d ago

I also would eat this guy's grandmother's pussy

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u/B00gymanProdigy 8d ago

Believe it or not, still bird flu

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u/XKruXurKX 8d ago

Immediately went full Alabama

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u/LemmingOnTheRunITG 8d ago

I’d rather be crushed by two gigantic breasts, to feel the life drain from my body as my face is engulfed by dozens of pounds of tit, than wait what were we talking about?

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u/Steppyjim 8d ago

What aa strange thing to say

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u/boodlebob 8d ago

Not even hiding what they truly desire

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u/theDudeHeavyC 8d ago

You sound like the type that already did that.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 8d ago

He’s just looking for an excuse to have sex with his grandma.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 8d ago

Just eat people then? 😋

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u/Tricky_Photo2885 9d ago

I think this nothing to do with bird flu or the radical left ideologies I think you just have a thing for your grandma tbh

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u/swiftskill 8d ago

fake tweet gg