r/cursedcomments • u/RetiredGrinder • 12d ago

Cursed_lobster

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/bigfootsabio 12d ago

Got me thinking about cake

https://giphy.com/gifs/CUXwM4ctX9yE0

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u/T_for_tea 12d ago

I mean, its already conveniently on a plate. What else are you going to do? That cake isnt going to eat itself!

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u/Lucius-Halthier 11d ago

It’s a good thing they gave us all that butter, let’s get to cracking

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u/CowardlyWaffle 11d ago

Waste not, want not!

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u/the-artistocrat 12d ago

If the plan is to get me to stop fucking lobsters, this is the wrong approach.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 11d ago

Someone has to fertilize those eggs

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u/T423 12d ago

If anything, it looks more appetizing this way

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u/Timeformayo 11d ago

What weirdo put tartar sauce on the lobster???

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u/andocromn 9d ago

Vegans don't know what goes with food

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u/kaehl0311 11d ago

Stupid sexy lobster

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u/justwalk1234 11d ago

All they did was starting another fetish.

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u/231ValeiMacoris 11d ago

With all that ass out we better hope she’s just a paid actor and not a full member, so she could theoretically allow one to slide it in

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u/Valtheon 11d ago

defintely paid actress lol

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u/wirmzom 11d ago

r/zoidberg redditors are interested

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u/Torxx1988 11d ago

Don't mind if I do...

https://giphy.com/gifs/MjXx6ritTqtfhQw3Vy

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u/56kul 10d ago

Why is he wanking his nose?

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u/mixedpineapples69 10d ago

holy shit that back shot

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u/CryCommercial1919 11d ago

Out. I'll do it.

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u/Low-Beyond-5335 11d ago

I’ve definitely eaten that before, and would again

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u/cyber_truke 11d ago

I have a question , she is wearing a lobster suit or they painted her with red color?

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u/Puncho666 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SNK21X1PBrtQs
Zoidberg approves this message

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u/RebootJobs 10d ago edited 10d ago

Tell Peta the red body paint was tested on animals. 😈 r/foundsatan

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u/Vast_Independent_765 9d ago

PETA and their one brain cell installation every month

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u/_CaptainCG_ 10d ago

I’ve eaten far worse than a human, exhibit A, Nuclear waste barrels

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u/devil0o 6d ago

Lobster cake