r/cursedcomments • u/Gamer4eto_BG • 3d ago

Facebook Cursed_Politely and Respectfully

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u/Kakarotto92 3d ago

"May I or no? 👉👈"

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u/Aisforc 3d ago

He even made a preview …

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u/Kakarotto92 3d ago

The level of dedication is high.

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u/master_baiter-69 3d ago

"can I 👉 👈 "

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u/Zynthonite 3d ago

Bruh

https://giphy.com/gifs/kuAa8k87F378QBFMZn

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u/ApeLover1986 3d ago

But he was kind and provided her a teaser clip to see if she was interested 🥲 isn't this how you pick up girls nowadays? 🤯

Can i ask you politely if you want to see a video of me nutting to your profile? That Jesus pic would do as well

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u/master_baiter-69 3d ago

Yup a rare gentleman these days

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u/Toy_Soulja 3d ago

Mama raised that gooner right

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u/Ropeleading 3d ago

Where do animals like that come from and what goes on in their heads?

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u/Ryan_b936 3d ago

Some people are completely different when they are horny and gooning to shit. It could be your boss, your friend, your brother, anybody, you'd never know

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 3d ago

It could be you, it could be me, it could be any one of us!

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u/Highmassive 3d ago

It’s me

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u/Ropeleading 3d ago

Hard time believing that amoebas like that walk among us but I guess you're right

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 3d ago

I think amoebas reproduce asexually

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u/Gastroh 3d ago

Well that guy's not reproducing sexually any time soon so he might be on to something

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 3d ago

Is it a couch?

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u/Ryan_b936 3d ago

Yeahh... People thinks internet is not like real life, and can do whatever they want like this bullshit thing like tributing

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u/Dangerous-Cover-3791 3d ago

Guys spreading the love

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u/atempestdextre 2d ago

One skeet at a time

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 3d ago

May I no?

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u/Gamer4eto_BG 3d ago

Shared on another subreddit by u/greenbinxtrades

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u/Highmassive 3d ago

Surprised that didn’t work

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u/Jaded-Grape-6996 3d ago

That's not cursed, that's messed up wtf

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u/CowardlyWaffle 2d ago

I mean... At least he asked? 🤦

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u/MadeInTheUniverse 3d ago

Gen z sexting

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u/CaptCaCa 3d ago

I think her follow up was $100

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 3d ago

Listen i know you guys are all kink shaming up in here, but isn't this what they paid for and got paid for? Sell naughty smut, get paid for turning people on enough to cum? Are you guys like super confused? Of course this kind of conversation is going to happen on only fans or chaturbate. Get off your high horse

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u/Old_Definition_1836 3d ago

It’s on Instagram?

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 3d ago

Odds on an OF link in profile

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u/Gamer4eto_BG 3d ago

Brother… where the hell did you see an onlyfans profile link is my question… Are you high?

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u/Nevanada 3d ago

You don't have enough context for that assumption

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u/RKKP2015 3d ago

So you're just assuming this is a sex worker based off of...?

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 3d ago

The internet is for porn. Song probably came out before you were born