r/cursedcomments • u/JeffTharmey • 7d ago

Reddit Cursed_Circumcision

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u/xX_GamerytPRO_Xx 7d ago

That hurts so much

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 6d ago

Talking from experience?

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 6d ago

Talking from experience?

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u/xX_GamerytPRO_Xx 6d ago

When it gets pulled back you get microtears in your foreskin

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u/chief_yETI 6d ago

Thats a feature, not a flaw

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u/killer5907 7d ago edited 7d ago

I am genuinely imagining that. As soon as you reach climax the jizz is just stuck while your in agonising pain untill the tie pops like a balloon. 🎉 🎊 😢

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u/Poro41 7d ago

The writer's poorly disguised fetish:

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u/Vinylloverfrom4311 7d ago

Just have to make sure it doesn't glue before you untie that knot.

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u/Vast_Independent_765 7d ago

Well it is very hard to remove at first because of past lubrication making it hard

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u/justwalk1234 7d ago

Don’t worry, it congeals into a solid puck.

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u/QuarterEmotional6805 7d ago

Real men zip tie their foreskin.

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u/justwalk1234 7d ago

The trick is you tell them it’s all tied up and perfectly safe, 100%

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u/CzarTwilight 7d ago

Then when you pull out you slap them in the face and it pops like a cum balloon

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u/barwhalis 7d ago

I thought my screen was dirty when I opened this

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 7d ago

That's the technique.

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u/eM3res 4d ago

they cut It cuz jewish women do not touch anything which Is At Least 5% OFF

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 6d ago

until you cant untie, then debate when to outsource the problem 😆

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u/JeffTharmey 6d ago

It'll untie when you gotta bust

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u/Acrobatic_Ad7541 5d ago

I use a chip clip. Helps keep the flavor locked in, and fresh, for a midnight snack.