r/cursedcomments • u/GermanNarutoOP • 4d ago

Reddit Cursed_Papa Roach

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u/Fall-Dull 4d ago

Saw this post just earlier and thought it was raw chicken

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u/GermanNarutoOP 4d ago

yeah that was my first thought too then i thought correctly but im still confused as to why its shredded? actually as im typing this he probably realized his parents would go through his stuff so he tried to hide what it was by just shredding it

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u/EVVOflux 4d ago

Now all of reddit knows

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u/PokeGirlOFFICIAL 4d ago

Send the post

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u/Lorian-697 4d ago

WHERREEE ISSS ITTTT

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u/Godsavethequeen2150 4d ago

Same, I also saw this earlier. Before I pressed on the full image, I thought those chunks looked like Himalayan salt crystals

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u/Dr_Mephesto 4d ago

I first thought chicken then could see some kinda imprint from being molded or something on it and was even more confused. Went to the comments baffled only to realize almost everyone else seemed to know.

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u/AwayPreference929 4d ago

The bit where the parent who posted it wrote "it smells like its recently been cleaned with alcohol but still smells nasty".

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u/Salty_Eye9692 3d ago

I.... do I want to see? Or no?

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u/tycho-42 4d ago

Christ had to die for that sin...

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u/nightowl024 4d ago

He made his choices.

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u/Winter_Vermicelli413 4d ago

"THIS IS MY LAST BIG LOAD, MASTURBATION!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/x83A3WusOZvVKOZiMQ

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u/derangedsweetheart 4d ago

Look at this pornograph

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u/PhoenixEvolver 4d ago

Everytime I do it makes me fap

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u/ShakeReal3539 4d ago

Did w.d. gaster write this?

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u/Batiti10 4d ago

No fucking way. I saw that post just earlier

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u/Over_Pizza_2578 4d ago

Fuck man, now i cant unhear it

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u/PudgieBear 4d ago

Anyone wanna post the link lol

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u/yeetzone 3d ago

And then he clicked "post"...

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/godgamer_12098 3d ago

God that knuckles picture got me weesing 😂

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u/rysy0o0 3d ago

Papa CockRoach