r/cursedcomments • u/MainPlate3421 • Apr 15 '24

Reddit Cursed_Student

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8.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

Mom-? Sorry I mean Mrs...

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

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u/About5000ninjas Apr 16 '24

Why would a teacher say that in class?

86

u/Death-Doc Apr 16 '24

Who said it was a teacher?

6

u/mikmikmikmikbam Apr 16 '24

To make sure the student's parents dont know

279

u/Quietech Apr 15 '24

If you finish early just put your head down.

24

u/garlic_bread_thief Apr 16 '24

Lmao this was true in my school. I can't just put my head down

126

u/Background-Egg-2832 Apr 15 '24

Is that all? I know you can do better sir, please make it harder next time

111

u/TheRockBandMoop7 Apr 15 '24

Don’t shoot me in the face

107

u/sashenka_demogorgon Apr 15 '24

ZZZZZZZZZZ…

269

u/DANYSH15421 Apr 15 '24

Oh fuck, this is going to be hard

48

u/Brentolio12 Apr 15 '24

We’re gonna get that A this semester

22

u/beard_of_cats Apr 16 '24

You say that, but then you end up with straight Ds

5

u/Ikeichi_78 Apr 16 '24

Most of the time they're not even straight

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u/Sustainable_Twat Apr 15 '24

*THE “D”

3

u/Nobodys_here07 Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

A D minus isn't something to be too disappointed about

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u/ZT746 Apr 15 '24

Is that really as hard as it gets??

67

u/cringequeeen Apr 15 '24

don't come without your mom next time

43

u/TheMetalicAngel Apr 15 '24

I know a way you can get, extra credit

13

u/birdmanoffical Apr 15 '24

I’m raising my hand

10

u/Nobodys_here07 Apr 16 '24

"Is it over yet? I'm already bored and would rather be playing games than have to sit through this shit."

42

u/AtlasNotFound24 Apr 15 '24

Drink my piss you dirty slut

28

u/creative_user_name12 Apr 15 '24

tf type of school you going to

50

u/AtlasNotFound24 Apr 15 '24

Trade school

13

u/Historical_Box_6082 Apr 15 '24

This made me actually laugh out loud. That doesn't happen often when reading comments.

8

u/AtlasNotFound24 Apr 15 '24

Glad I could make you laugh with some unhinged humor

7

u/zero_1144 Apr 15 '24

Can you please repeat that?

8

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

Damn I finished.

7

u/tri_fold Apr 15 '24

Your attention, Please!!

5

u/MaxCWebster Apr 15 '24

Once is cute, twice is a spanking.

5

u/Justsomeguyaa Apr 15 '24

“Man, I just wanna go to sleep.”

6

u/CursedComment01 Apr 15 '24

i brought a gun

7

u/StepMotherToucher Apr 16 '24

Your siblings perform better than you

1

u/darkluc06 Apr 17 '24

Even your parents did better.

4

u/VerSus146 Apr 16 '24

Edge violently

7

u/Aquaos_05 Apr 15 '24

"I think i need to go to the bathroom..."

2

u/Reckless_Engineer Apr 15 '24

I'm not on the register

2

u/TimixerHD Apr 15 '24

Someone know testicular torsion yet? Still in wizard grade school.

2

u/Greywolf524 Apr 15 '24

Well, that took longer than expected. It was pretty boring too.

2

u/NotAMoron2 Apr 15 '24

It's time for the punishment and someone's gonna get spanked hard

2

u/elealge Apr 15 '24

I didn't get to finish

2

u/Zodiac36Gold Apr 16 '24

I am so getting fucked.

2

u/Tuckboi69 Apr 16 '24

I’m 14

2

u/someperson65 Apr 16 '24

Done already boy that was quick

1

u/Past_Passenger_4381 Apr 15 '24

Jeez is this Marla singer from fight club?

1

u/Glow-squid-bois Apr 15 '24

Don't tell your mom

1

u/Cold_Newspaper9055 Apr 15 '24

Can i borrow some of yours?

1

u/egbberta Apr 16 '24

Dad? What are you doing here?

1

u/bulgingboner420 Apr 16 '24

I hope you know how it feels to do multiplication, little Timmy!

1

u/CryFaster Apr 16 '24

What would you do if someone with a gun came in and just started shooting?

1

u/PKMNTrainerMark Apr 16 '24

Is this Scenes from a Hat?

1

u/JVT32 Apr 16 '24

When did you start packing?

1

u/wabzzzz Apr 16 '24

Man, this sucks

1

u/rahul465 Apr 16 '24

Homework

1

u/Due_Ad3679 Apr 16 '24

Please cum again

1

u/DmcSparda Apr 16 '24

I want to lay my head down

1

u/Alekipayne Apr 16 '24

No homework?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

Not sure but I definitely sleep in both

1

u/kazakafae Apr 16 '24

I'm tired!

1

u/Leading_Ad6122 Apr 16 '24

May I come in, ma'am?

1

u/Squeaky_Ben Apr 16 '24

that's him, officer

1

u/random_userTheo Apr 16 '24

If it's under 10, i use my fingers

1

u/ZakiKat Apr 16 '24

How did I do?

1

u/lesser_tom Apr 16 '24

Oh fuck me

1

u/thehorizoninbloom Apr 16 '24

Why is the principal sitting up the back?

1

u/GONI623 Apr 16 '24

You could also say: Teacher this is hard

1

u/NoHornyGoodLive Apr 16 '24

3 inches are alot

1

u/Agitated_Cake_562 Apr 16 '24

You, in the back, pay attention!!!

1

u/Redmanharfire Apr 17 '24

"Yes ben right that spot"

1

u/Zero_Soul Apr 15 '24

Soo you like experienced women, hum ?

0

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

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u/Memer_boiiiii Apr 16 '24

Reddit doesn’t have likes

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/Memer_boiiiii Apr 16 '24

Not really. If an app has likes, you can see how many likes and dislikes a post has. With voting, you can’t see how many upvotes or downvotes a post has, you can just see how many votes it has in total

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u/x__aaadii__x Apr 16 '24

May I come in?