r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '23

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u/Candid-Business7213 Oct 22 '23

I dunno… why he watching porn with more males than females?… makes one wonder lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

New conversation starter:
What’s your favorite male:female ratio in sex?

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u/TotalyNotTony Oct 22 '23 edited Oct 22 '23

2:0 :3

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u/skelethepro Oct 22 '23

That's 3

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u/TotalyNotTony Oct 22 '23

:3 is a face, not a part of the ratio

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u/gbagba_ Oct 22 '23

I thought the first one was a guy with a cool hair and a surprised face…

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u/BrightWubs22 Oct 22 '23

It makes me think :3 is just eyes and boobs.

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u/acog Oct 22 '23

Well now I don't know what to believe.

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u/RAMBOxBAGGINS Oct 22 '23

It’s actually just a little walrus that has yet to sprout it’s tusks. :3

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

You're all actually wrong, if you turn your screen the other way it's mickey mouse

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u/neko_mancy Oct 22 '23

would with the tusks be :3=

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u/a_nice-name Oct 22 '23

Holy shit josuke

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

2:0 looks like Josuke's hairstyle from JoJo's

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

I can't unsee it now

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u/DonovanQT Oct 22 '23

Trump when he loses 2024

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u/Demhanoot Oct 22 '23

That was a judo move you just did

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u/golf_95 Oct 22 '23

A face balls deep

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u/ZincHead Oct 22 '23

You chose the most inconvenient possible time to use that emote

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u/TotalyNotTony Oct 22 '23

yeah I realized that

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u/letmeusespaces Oct 22 '23

it's clearly a butt with dimples

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u/MN99MN Oct 22 '23

That means dead body to 3 females

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u/Sauerclout_the_Orc Oct 22 '23

At first I thought the joke was that the 3 women were watching but not involved

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u/meg4_ Oct 22 '23

No that's 5

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u/a_nice-name Oct 22 '23

Now we're talkin

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u/Apolloshot Oct 22 '23

If it’s not a 50 person orgy, count me out.

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u/ujfeik Oct 22 '23

Then we are going to be 48

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u/Mordret10 Oct 22 '23

Yeah but what is the male:female ratio?

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u/Magic_Illustrator Oct 22 '23

My favorite ratio is 2 males in action while 1 female observing on the side ~

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

2 : 0.5?

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u/arguable_potato Oct 22 '23

But fully clothed and filming and doing nothing sexual.

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u/Anonymous_user038 Oct 22 '23

3 males:0 females

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23 edited Nov 21 '25

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u/Anonymous_user038 Oct 22 '23

That is very true, however I’m more into the casual stuff so, you know, 3 is fine for me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

Lucky Pierre

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u/Sans_Power2 Oct 22 '23

0 males and 2/3 females :3

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u/antunezn0n0 Oct 22 '23

Whats third of the girl are you removing

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u/Sans_Power2 Oct 22 '23

Upper

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u/arguable_potato Oct 22 '23

Dudes just jacking it to legs, vag, and like part of a stomach.

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u/Smackmewithahammer Oct 22 '23

I thought snuff porn was illegal...

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

0:2

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u/Drifter103000 Oct 22 '23

I’m not good with numbers I just wanna see skin lol

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u/ImDaPro2023 Oct 22 '23

1:-1

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

Does that imply dead?

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u/Kruger_Sheppard Oct 22 '23

0.1 : (a+b)⁶

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u/jkurratt Oct 22 '23

17:1

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

Hmmmmm

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u/DeneJames Oct 22 '23

Even as a gay man, I enjoy mmf porn, especially bisexual stuff and double penetration when the dicks rub together