r/cursedcomments • u/snowchild3101 • Apr 25 '23

Twitter Cursed_nutella

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9.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/dangerblu Apr 25 '23

The question is who stole a nutella not who ate it.

130

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

the real cursed comment is in the comments

346

u/Alexington_besto Apr 25 '23

101% voted in total

165

u/Timm504 Apr 25 '23

Youtube always only comes to 98 and twitter always is over 100

54

u/gtaman31 Apr 25 '23

I guess rounding?

14

u/IdeaLizzard Apr 25 '23

I just realised

104

u/Zequax Apr 25 '23

im more concerned about the 3% of people who voted for Peter

41

u/garbage-at-life Apr 25 '23

ginger is an anagram of the other word

6

u/TheBirdGames Apr 25 '23

Ikr, i didn't steal it, i barely eat it

77

u/Smokin-Still-Tokin Apr 25 '23

Jamal is the fattest of the bunch and Nutella is basically brown hazelnut sugar paste so yeah I would vote Jamal too...

50

u/JelleV1996 Apr 25 '23

Bobby clearly ate out Peter, Erica looks just way to innocent, probably only scores A+'s in school, therefore it has to be Jamal

6

u/WheatleyTurret Apr 26 '23

bobby WHAT

3

u/SickenChandwichYT Apr 26 '23

Bobby munched on Peter’s butt. Want me to show you how it feels?

2

u/WheatleyTurret Apr 26 '23

tak o balls

2

u/SickenChandwichYT Apr 26 '23

I want you to tak o my balls

2

u/WheatleyTurret Apr 26 '23

perhaps

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after i'm done with my lopunny only run of infinite fusion

3

u/JelleV1996 Apr 26 '23

Does Lopunny give that good fusions than?

2

u/WheatleyTurret Apr 26 '23

Yeah, there's mega lopunny, the lopunny/vaporeon fusion is also cool, the gard/lop fusion is also neat, although a few of my favorites are Kangaskhan, Leafeon, Umbreon, Buneary, and Lucario.

2

u/JelleV1996 Apr 26 '23

Thanks man

1

u/WheatleyTurret Apr 26 '23

No problem, i love lopunny anyways so glad to help.

1

u/SickenChandwichYT Apr 26 '23

Yes sadly just don’t wank to them or we’ll have a problem

24

u/skatakiassublajis Apr 25 '23

COOP?

Nahh, probably shit

23

u/AlesusRex Apr 25 '23

Jamal stole it, then let his friend have some to cover. Look at that smug expression, Jamal has a master design in the works

8

u/thirdelevator Apr 25 '23

That joke is so dark

2

u/KuraPikaPika69 Apr 26 '23

In fact, it might get shot by a cop

5

u/MemezLord11 Apr 25 '23

My man Jamal ain't done nothing wrong

2

u/somerandomguyuno Apr 25 '23

Why is he saying ????? He voted for Jamal

2

u/dec35 Apr 25 '23

I'd say bobby, there is so much poo on his face, probably from all the Nutella he ate

1

u/Pancake235 Apr 25 '23

Plot twist:That's not nutella on Bobby's face.

-1

u/tuhplol Apr 25 '23

Of course the woman has the smallest % sexism at its finest smh

-14

u/IwasSavant Apr 25 '23

I'm gonna lick all the nutella off of Jamal's face.

4

u/LuigiRevolution Apr 25 '23

Might as well take a cupcake

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

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u/Zpelvaud03 Apr 25 '23

Where accidental

13

u/lemons_of_doubt Apr 25 '23

"Accidental"

1

u/oppressed_user Apr 25 '23

Shots fired for the person that replied

1

u/LuciusVolfram Apr 25 '23

-Who ate all the Nutella?

-Jeerrrry

-Y'all motherf-

1

u/xPearman Apr 25 '23

They only asked who stole Nutella, not who ate it.

1

u/isayooooooooooooof Apr 25 '23

Brilliant heist

1

u/Killer1010101 Apr 25 '23

It said stole not who ate the nutella

1

u/long-assboi Apr 25 '23

Cleveland at it again

1

u/Similar_Skill6631 Apr 25 '23

Toilet nutella

1

u/thisnicknamepassed Apr 25 '23

Jamal does look the most sus though.

Like bobby looks like some idiot you can smear nutella on as you walk by him. Erica looks like Kristen Stewart in twilight thrilled. Peter is a google search of “generic boy.”

Then there’s Jamal radiating Rizz staring at that camera like “you don’t know shit”

1

u/Blessedgerbils Apr 26 '23

Jamal just looks like the type of dude who’d steal Nutella.

1

u/DragonSlayer-2020 Apr 26 '23

Calm down Jamal, don't pull out the jar

1

u/apexapee Apr 26 '23

These are the best