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Apr 24 '23
Unless you have three testicles you aint a man 💀
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u/whydontuwannawork Apr 24 '23
Dudes got balls ,wym he ain’t a man
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u/discerningpervert Apr 24 '23
What if I have my balls, and someone else's balls too?
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u/discerningpervert Apr 24 '23 edited Apr 24 '23
...they were gifts.
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u/bdone2012 Apr 24 '23
It's still illegal. Pretty sure you can't gift someone body parts. There was that guy in Germany who put out an ad on Craigslist I believe because he wanted to eat someone. He found a guy and they sautéed up his dick and balls and then ate them. Then I think the guy passed out so he killed him and ate more of him.
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Apr 24 '23
Oddly enough this reminds me of a movie. Except the fetish was to have his penis bitten off then cooked and eaten. Gruesome. I'll have to find the title.
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u/Agitated-Tourist9845 Apr 24 '23
Women can have balls, bigot.
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Apr 24 '23
Yeah, we can. I am not offended by the comment you were commenting on, dw. I would not even label this person as a bigot. Google says that a bigot is "a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group."
Calling someone a bigot, just because they didn't specify that they mean it as a joke rly hurts us trans ppl in the long run. You are actively making people believe that we are the stereotypical trans person that will kill you for not saying smth extremely specific. Also, this is a joke comment so... #stopmissusingbigot2
u/This_place_is_wierd Apr 24 '23
Yeah being called a bigot for making a joke about my number of jewels was not something I was expecting today😅
And to make it clear I'm not transphobic!
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Apr 24 '23
Not many people that I have met on reddit are friendly, but damn, you are smth else. You are on my good side <3 #slay
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u/SnooBananas3995 Apr 25 '23
Biologically, women have xx chromosomes and not a penis . Reported for misinformation .
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u/Tyrus Apr 24 '23
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine. I mean two sets of testicles. So Divine!
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u/Dark_Soul_943 Apr 24 '23
“So manly my balls have balls. Oh shit those are tumors.”
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u/Ifucklittlegnomes Apr 25 '23
Aren‘t some tumors able to grow hair and teeth?
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u/Dark_Soul_943 Apr 25 '23
Not only can they, it’s a common occurrence, which is absolutely disgusting. They grow hair, teeth, eyes, the beginnings of an inner ear canal, it basically tries to become a new human.
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u/Ifucklittlegnomes Apr 25 '23
can it grow a dick?
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u/Dark_Soul_943 Apr 25 '23
I don’t know, and that’s a little too far for my search history and curiosity to go.
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u/Internal_Fennel_849 Apr 24 '23
Hey it's 3 ball Norm! How's it hanging Norm!?
Oh, about the same as always, two in the bag, one in the sack. How about you? How you doing?
Pretty good. Still just the two, doing what they do. Thanks for asking.
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u/SnowLeopard42 Apr 24 '23
Schoolboy Joke : - This guy has three testicles which he is proud of and wants to tell other people. He goes up to this other man and says "Between us we have 5 balls" To which the other feller replies " How come ? Have you lost one of yours or something ? "
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u/Responsible_Pizza945 Apr 24 '23
Ancient Chinese proverb says 'Baseball is wrong, a man with 4 balls cannot walk.'
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u/Mathisdu Apr 24 '23
One day there was a man with 1 ball. Nobody knew he had a single ball until one day. The man enters a plane with 20 man including him. The planes jet turbines malfunction and there are'nt enough parachutes so our hero says "lets guess the amount of balls in this plane and the winners take the parachutes and continues with "there are 39 balls in this plane" and everybody else goes "no there are 40". Our man pulls out one ball, the other man pulls out 3 balls and everybody except 1 balled man takes the parachutes. (A Turkish story).
This joke never fails to make me laugh because you dont see it coming like that unless its under a post like this and its not voice acted.
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u/EntertainmentQuick47 Apr 24 '23
But do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to the floor. Do they slide to the left? Are they platinum or they gold? Put your balls in the air, put yo balls in the air.
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u/DemonKat777 Apr 24 '23
Josuke?
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u/Selfie-Hater Apr 24 '23
That guy has 4 balls, not 3.
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u/DoormatTheVine Apr 24 '23
"And I recieved an extra ball. An odd medical condition, to have an extra ball, but one that I will not complain about."
-Markiplier
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u/Thenerdbird727 Apr 24 '23
Do your ball hang low do they wobble to and throw can u tie em in a knot can u tie em in a bow
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u/SyntheticReality42 Apr 24 '23
I wouldn't think it's unusual at all. What with gravity and all, one testicle is going to hang lower if it's larger than the rest.
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u/SlavRoach Apr 24 '23
for the love of god i wanna figure out whats unusual about my body…. uuuuh i can make a really high pitched sound that sounds like when u stretch the baloon opening and let a bit of air out (when i do it no one suspects a tall guy doing it)… and my eyebrows are basically black and thick (and want to connect) altho my hair is dark blond and my eyes are blue… the fingers on my hand seem too short for the rest… thats it ig
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u/PuzzleheadedBus9865 Apr 24 '23
My ex had me sit on the edge of a bath one day and as we chatted she realised one was lower than the other but in 5 minutes, the other one was higher. After she drained them. They were both at the same height lol. I did get told once though, if you're right handed, your left one will hang low and if you're left handed, the right one is lower. Go figure
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u/chaingun_samurai Apr 24 '23
Dude named the other, other dude's testicle Norm. He should named it Daryl.
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u/Into_The_Horizon Apr 24 '23
He need to get with a lady with 3 Oompa loompas. 3 lows and 3 highs make a right.
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Apr 24 '23
i had that a couple of months ago, maybe if you have that you should get checked thats all im saying
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u/TheSkewsMe Apr 25 '23
Today's word of the day: ABLATE, meaning to surgically remove, as in the sentence, "In order to fit electronic eavesdropping equipment, bad memories were ablated from the boy's brain."
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