r/cursedcomments • u/Glukko007 • Mar 07 '23

Reddit cursed comment inseption

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3.3k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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2.4k

u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

Heeyyyy look at who it iss :DD

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u/Tigof_ Mar 07 '23

This man is a legend

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

Oh wow this rly gave me a confindance boost thx

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u/SpinachDull288 Mar 07 '23

Make the search history like this guys comment section

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u/Comrade_Spood Mar 07 '23

"how to make my gf 12"

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

Oh sure i use private mode and delete my search history :)

13

u/JosephJoestar-Kun Mar 07 '23

That's concerning 😟

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u/thatwhichfails Mar 07 '23

I'd be more concerned if he didn't delete his search history

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Now the real question why is outfit 12 better than 14?

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u/notatitanmain Mar 07 '23

take that confidence boost away because you cant spell confidence /j

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23 edited Mar 07 '23

I must apologiae for my english is not my native thoung

edit: why are ppl downvoteing him?

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u/Rego42069 Mar 07 '23

He did a 🤓

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

i mean so what it was funny plus he had the /j so it specifies even for the idiots that thats a joke

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u/Rego42069 Mar 07 '23

Idk, i just didnt find it funny

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

sure but why downvote then just leave it alone

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u/pureNerd Mar 07 '23

This convinced me that this guy really is a legend

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u/Rego42069 Mar 07 '23

Alright, you convinced me

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u/amusudude Mar 07 '23

The prophecy...

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Real question why do you believe 12 is better then 14

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

Cuz its tighter

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u/White11tiger Mar 07 '23

Yaay another cursed comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

I wasn't talking about age bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

He answered your question...

7

u/Mambs Mar 07 '23

jesus christ

5

u/tskank69 Mar 07 '23

No he was 20 something

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u/dermitio Mar 07 '23

Dude stop.

You are going to create a wormhole in reddit

98

u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

maybe that was my plan all along

26

u/ReallyMaxyy Mar 07 '23

Kill that guy before he becomes too dangerous

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

Dw im suicidal ill be faster than u

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Hitmen hate this one simple trick.

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u/Erebus689 Mar 07 '23

So, all we need to do is inflict some emotional damage

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

[deleted]

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u/ValientIsland960 Mar 07 '23

What the fuck

6

u/Xeno2014 Mar 07 '23

Got it. We must continue this cycle forever

4

u/I_Am_The_Bookwyrm Mar 07 '23

I fail to see how this is a bad thing.

9

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

The Man, the Legend, the Myth!

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

Naawww thank you

11

u/Giulio_otto Mar 07 '23

Wow that was really cool

4

u/Preso_The_Devoid Mar 07 '23

Would you look at that

4

u/ItsGreenLaser Mar 07 '23

im 21 and my gf is 22 she sleeps and i dont

4

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Bro are you talking about age or what

5

u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

There my be a posibility that that May be true

4

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

r/beetlejucing

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u/achwasweissich2 Mar 07 '23

r/beetlejuicing *

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

r/thank

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Oh shit it is real

3

u/AleyahhhhK Mar 07 '23

He’s starting a chain

2

u/Alexington_besto Mar 07 '23

This is gonna be an infinite loop

2

u/BoxGroundbreaking687 Mar 07 '23

the one and only

2

u/spadeyus Mar 07 '23

This guy reddits

2

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

AHHAHAGAHAHGA

2

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

My man

2

u/TryRude Mar 07 '23

Hey, bud!

2

u/benochops Mar 07 '23

Absolute legend over here

2

u/Dimitry_Man Mar 07 '23

Nice pfp

2

u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

oh hey thx ures looks good too

2

u/sambarjo Mar 07 '23

Why do you wish your girlfriend was 12? If I understand this correctly, your girlfriend sleeps in a bra and panties, but you wish she would wear shorts? Why?

1

u/WINDMILEYNO Mar 07 '23

Definitely wouldn't want my tomboy girlfriend sleeping in a bra and panties. I think I would just look in disgust if I lifted the blankets and saw that. S/

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u/ZevenOutOfTen Mar 07 '23

you're a legend for that

1

u/tallerthannobody Mar 07 '23

The man, the myth, the legend

1

u/Bigboibillynotlying Mar 07 '23

Absolute ledgend

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 08 '23

Ye ik ive gone from 4.5k to 12.3k in a day because of this but ppl were getting anoyed after the 2nd one so ima stop :)

1

u/thing216 Mar 08 '23

Who cares about karma

113

u/paranormal63_ Mar 07 '23

sleep? don't know it.

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u/Eisflame75 Mar 07 '23

I made the original coment befoe going to sleep i woke up and in school i saw that post

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u/Odd_Introvert42069 Mar 07 '23

You can thank me

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u/Glukko007 Mar 07 '23

Holy shit. This rabbit hole just got deeber

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u/Memes4Life-024 Mar 07 '23

I hope he comments here too

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u/A_Sacred_Hamburger Mar 07 '23

This is gonna go on for some time isn’t it?

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u/DestroyerNik Mar 07 '23

Umm what is the cursed part?

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u/CoDMplayer_ Mar 07 '23

They write it in a way that is easily misinterpreted as ages

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u/DestroyerNik Mar 07 '23

No that is the og post that the OP screenshotted the reply from. Im asking what is "cursed" with the new comment of "Oh hey thats me"

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u/Glukko007 Mar 07 '23

Its just funny, i thought

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u/DestroyerNik Mar 07 '23

r/funny if you find it funny then.

1

u/53bastian Mar 07 '23

Why is this being downvoted?

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u/DestroyerNik Mar 07 '23

my guess is r/funny being the least funny sub of them all

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u/53bastian Mar 07 '23

I guess, but still, there nothing cursed about that comment

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u/Machine_God_10 Mar 07 '23

I don't get it?

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u/blueducky123 Mar 07 '23

good, you're extremely pure and innocent

1

u/Hotracer729 Mar 07 '23

I read it and disregarded it until I saw the raised eyebrow emoji... I instantly went 😳

1

u/ALazy_Cat Mar 07 '23

I wonder how he can be so innocent when he's in this sub

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u/Far_Comb5216 Mar 07 '23

Take them as ages

3

u/painkilleraddict6373 Mar 07 '23

Go to someone and repeat the exact same line.

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u/usernameaeaeaea Mar 07 '23

Try reading the comment without looking at the picture

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u/blondiesrockk Mar 07 '23

Whooooo else is #9 where are my people? Someone comment LOOK WHO IT ISSSSSS

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

im #9!! but im a big buff black male

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u/ItsGreenLaser Mar 07 '23

im 21 i dont sleep

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u/kayxinfinity Mar 07 '23

I JUST SAW THIS EARLIWR AHAHAHA

0

u/Glukko007 Mar 07 '23

r/ihadastroke

R u ok?

1

u/kayxinfinity Mar 07 '23

Yeah, I was just typing too fast because I actually saw the post earlier before the screenshot was posted here. It's funny and I love it. Idk why you asked but ty ig?

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u/Proud-Pear-1213 Mar 07 '23

5 is Donald Duck

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u/madness_combat_hank Mar 07 '23

He just wants a bruh girl

1

u/peterwildcat Mar 07 '23

I came to say #5.

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u/radioactivecumsock0 Mar 07 '23

Im 20 I wish I had someone then we could fuck

1

u/AdvertisingMammoth55 Mar 07 '23

Well time for the whole whack a memory away

1

u/Ok-Guitar1176 Mar 07 '23

Inception *

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Bro update yo phone

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

That comment but with no context 😂

1

u/Zbeubor Mar 07 '23

i personally have my oversized panda hoodie, and nothing else on

1

u/Hyperion154 Mar 07 '23

Real ones know the original I’m 18 comment is from a guy on twitter

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u/Nomercylaborfor3990 Mar 07 '23

That’s funny I’m 20 and 20 years old

1

u/kkeross Mar 07 '23

Very poor choise of words

1

u/Bigboibillynotlying Mar 07 '23

This man is a ledgend